Cock sammich

1) A sandwich containing a penis
2) An exclamation, best used when something would be called gay.

1) What is the best kind of sammich? A cock sammich, of course.
2) COCK SAMMICH! I BIT MY TONGUE AGAIN!

by KintarosTiger November 15, 2009

sammich

1. Any form of the common sandwich that is made by someone else, thus elevating it to new amazing levels.

Hey floor, make me a sammich!!!

by Fisch December 14, 2006

Sammich

1. What men call sandwiches when they demand one from a woman
2. A sandwich so good that you have to say it fast so you can get back to eating it
3. What women should be preparing

"WOMAN MAKE ME A SAMMICH!"- Theodore Roosevelt

"I love sammiches, make more woman."- Plato

"Why aren't the women in the kitchen making sammiches?
"- Mahatma Ghandi

"I think therefore I am. I think you should make me a sammmich therefore I am gong to get one woman!"- Rene Descartes

by DR. Ush April 27, 2010

sammiches

sandwich (plural)

by tawny September 23, 2003

poopie weiner sammich

A chili dog. It can have mustard, mayonaise, ketchup, and many other toppings. Mustard is urine. Ketchup is blood. Mayonaise is man jelly. Chili is poopie. The hotdog is the weiner. The bun is the sammich.

JoeBob: Get me a poopie weiner sammich, GooberBoy.
GooberBoy: Would you like urine, man jelly, or blood on that?
JoeBob: I'll take some manjelly, some of your prized manjelly!

by John Y. August 9, 2004

Sammich

An extremely delicious sandwich prepared for a man by his woman, either waiting for him on the table when he gets home from work or delivered to him while he is relaxing on the couch.

I'ma have to choke a bitch if my sammich ain't ready when I get home.

Hey, why don't you take a break from blowing me for a minute and go make me a sammich, babe.

by AbomB320 August 2, 2010

Muff Sammich

When three homosapiens engage in sexual intercourse. Usually when the female is intertwined between the two males.

She would be a good Muff Sammich

by muff mann October 28, 2003