A highly unattractive woman, beastly in proportion. Wears name brand clothes and comfy pants. Can usually be found rolling around on a floor. Uses text messaging abreviations in place of normal conversation.
Seagoats are known to participate in illegal and sexual acts at a young age.
Seagoats are known to participate in illegal and sexual acts at a young age.
"That chick is a total Seagoat. Did you see her rolling on the floor?"
"Yeah, she almost gave me a handjob."
"Yeah, she almost gave me a handjob."
by Totes McSeagoats April 29, 2010
Get the Seagoat mug.a liar and cheater. often someone who is a carrier of std's and sleeps with multiple girls in one night. a person can only be called a true semmont after reaching 100 girls/victims. some may call it an accomplishment, others think -just plain trashy.
by Kista March 25, 2008
Get the semmont mug.The actor who plays Fat Bastard in the film Austin Powers: Goldmember (2000). In the auditions he was the only actor who was fat enough and was a bastard so automatically got the part. He was not given a script for the film and was just told to be himself.
by gorilla_guerilla May 22, 2009
Get the Ben Seago mug.A man with a serious poof who makes a woman tremble with his sexual prowess, insists on using the pull-out method for contraception, ejaculates on the woman's chest (and possibly face, if accidental), wipes semen off of the woman, then leaves tissues on the floor for the woman to throw away the following day.
Although it would take you 2 nanoseconds to throw that tissue in the trash, don't worry about it, b/c you are a sexgod.
by peppermint soap October 19, 2006
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Get the SexGod mug.Semo is a word describing someone who likes chapped stick, listens only to the best bands like Relient K, Hawk Nelson, Underoath, Bleach, Mae, Anberlin, and most other Tooth and Nail artists. You surf, or some other kind of water sport, and have a love for wrist bands, and dressing up like your own favorite band.
Came from a band named Achoowawa. 'Emo' kids say that you can't surf and be emo, and it just happens the lead drums, lead singers, and lead guitarists of Achoowawa do surf, so the 's' was added in front of emo.
Came from a band named Achoowawa. 'Emo' kids say that you can't surf and be emo, and it just happens the lead drums, lead singers, and lead guitarists of Achoowawa do surf, so the 's' was added in front of emo.
If you see someone wearing a plaid shirt, and / or has a fanny pack, and / or has shoes on that don't match but still look really cool, and / or and has a surf board... you'd say "That's so semo"
by Kristen February 19, 2005
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