a wild party, especially one involving excessive drinking and unrestrained indulgence & sexual activity. Featuring one male, with at least four consenting females-simultaneously. Oral, fingering, vagina, sometimes anal. Anything goes!
My dude had a selfish orgy last night.
by 1-Ball August 08, 2022
when you don’t let your ‘friend’ join u at barrier at mfor when harveys performing and don’t care when ur crying on the floor🥴🥴🥴
by cezza July 27, 2019
“i’m mad at you because i broke up with you and you slept with someone”
“you’re being a selfish cunt”
“you’re being a selfish cunt”
by robious middle school February 15, 2025
When your friend/girlfriend/boyfriend edits an Instagram picture to make themselves look good and doesn’t care how the second person in the picture looks.
“Brittany, I look terrible in your Instagram picture and you look great? That’s such
selfish-instagraming?”
selfish-instagraming?”
by Tompikapp January 29, 2019
Ashley got mad at Logan for not picking her up on time so she decided to not give him gas money and be sensitive selfish for the trip to Vegas!!!!
by Logan Jugg August 05, 2021
by Zyrerin November 19, 2018
Refers to where some lazy jacka** scrapes/brushes the icy white stuff off his car only enough to let him see out the windshield before driving away on a cold morning. Not only does this prevent him from safely "seeing and being seen", but it also means that huge clumps of snow will periodically fall off his vehicle and splatter onto the plowed roadway, messing up the lane where other motorists have to travel.
I always make sure to thoroughly clear away the latest winter-storm's buildup from my car before venturing out on the road, so that nobody can accuse me of selfish snow-sweeping.
by QuacksO April 11, 2019