"It's so quiet in the office! Are you listening to selfish music again?"
"Yep."
"Well, I don't want to work in silence. I'll turn on some of my own, too!"
"Yep."
"Well, I don't want to work in silence. I'll turn on some of my own, too!"
by pricklypear2018 October 12, 2018
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“Brittany, I look terrible in your Instagram picture and you look great? That’s such
selfish-instagraming?”
selfish-instagraming?”
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Get the Selfish mug.when you don’t let your ‘friend’ join u at barrier at mfor when harveys performing and don’t care when ur crying on the floor🥴🥴🥴
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Get the Selfish mug.Refers to where some lazy jacka** scrapes/brushes the icy white stuff off his car only enough to let him see out the windshield before driving away on a cold morning. Not only does this prevent him from safely "seeing and being seen", but it also means that huge clumps of snow will periodically fall off his vehicle and splatter onto the plowed roadway, messing up the lane where other motorists have to travel.
I always make sure to thoroughly clear away the latest winter-storm's buildup from my car before venturing out on the road, so that nobody can accuse me of selfish snow-sweeping.
by QuacksO April 11, 2019
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