hand seizure

the sudden spasm of the typing hand on the keyboard, causing a jumble of random letters, usually done when a person is bored chatting with someone online, or to avoid a question or difficult situation

Example of a hand seizure used in a situation:

Olivia- "Hey Mark"
Mark- "hey"
Olivia- "so i think we should talk about the 5 grand you owe me"
Mark- "asethjabn rgn aeut"
Olivia- "what did you say?"

Mark- "ryoiyotykyu,ldtjmduy,"
Olivia- "i'll be sendin you an email"

Olivia Clark has logged off
Mark Mcdreckor has logged off

END CHAT

by Demon Bat October 15, 2010

Vagina Seizure

This is the same as a really powerful orgasm that is almost unbearable. It is so pleasurable that there are not words to descried it. While it may be weird to say to they guy, it is funny amongst girlfriends to brag about the vagina seizure from last night

"I had the most amazing Vagina Seizure last night. The whole room shook!"

by sexymoose12 February 5, 2010

The Seiz

A dance move invented to look like one is having a seizure. Short sporadic full body thrusts, in some cases causes neck and spine injury. But The Seiz is the greatest dance move of 2010. Invented in the Howard Johnson Hotel : Room 218.

I was wasted doing the seiz in the middle of the dance floor. I ended bringing back to girls to the hotel because of it.

by Dierks Olgensen October 4, 2010

Seizurgasm

The action of having a seizure when one reaches orgasm.

Dude: Totally banged her last night
Other Dude: And how was it

Dude: Amazing, I made her seizurgasm
Other Dude: Sweet man

by SeizurgasmDude May 26, 2010

Dick seizure

the way your penis feels during and after ejaculation.

My cock went crazy when I had my dick seizure and came last night.

by kstan34 May 24, 2010

seizuretastic

(adj) A word used to describe something that is confusing, has a lot of flashing lights, has a lot of things going on at different places (like a painting with a lot of different colors), etc. You don't need epilepsey to use this word.

1) (After a teacher writes an incredibly confusing algerbra problem on the board) Woahh.. That's seizuretastic.

2) Woah, these flashing lights are seizuretastic.

3) (After viewing a splatter-art painting with a billion different colors) This painting is seizuretastic.

by iCarly January 15, 2008

Seizure

Roman emperor.

Used in place of the word Caesar due to people's inability to pronounce.

Julius Seizure proclaimed 'I came, I saw, I conquered!! '

by ZCMC March 10, 2009