schtapler

another way of saying stapler, but this is used 2 make fun of Nick Spaulding A.K.A. Schpaulding

Schpaulding the Schweedisch Schtapler

by Coony McCoonin March 9, 2005

Schteel

The Jewish version of a steel, bargain, good deal, etc

Josh: I just got some matzo for 40 cents a pound, what a schteel.

by unknowjewlover June 28, 2010

Schtovin

Adjective used to describe someone who has suffered moderate to heavy inebriation as a result of alcohol consumption. Possibly a bastardisation of steaming.

I am hammered... wasted... absolutely schtovin.

by Erwin Schtövinger September 25, 2010

Schtüffelhoffen

To be full from eating, to the point of discomfort.

Waiter: "Sir, would you like to see the dessert menu?"
Patron: "Oh no, I absolutely couldn't! Je suis schtüffelhoffen!!! SCHÜFFELHOFFEN!!!!"
Waiter: "I beg your pardon?"

by Ehrlich Krüger March 25, 2017

Schtump

The act of stamping matter, generally fecal, through a grate or small opening.

Dude, that food yesterday messed my stomach up and I had to schtump in the shower.

by DctrAJ October 9, 2019

Sech

A reggaeton singer from Panama who resembles Rod Wave a lot. Sech is best known for his phrase "Ete Sech", which means, "I am Sech". The term "Sech" is sometimes used to refer to obese African-American people within a same group of friends.

"Yo ya'll heard that new Sech yet?"

by YoungBoyNig June 3, 2021

schtest

A very shit test, as in, the test was too hard to understand

Billy: that maths test was a absolute schtest
June: …you’re just dumb

by sibsihzuhsihisb??? August 29, 2023