scrut

A scrag and a slut in one package!

Look at that fucken dirty scrut!

by Dr. A K Contin August 22, 2003

scrumtrulesce

v. intr.: To grow to such greatness in degree that it defies all attempts at description. To become so great that only an invented word will suffice. (Generally used of positive qualities, such as beauty or brilliance.)

cf. adj. scrumtrulescent, coined by Will Ferrell as James Lipton, on SNL's sketch "Inside the Actors Studio."

I can't even describe her hotness now, she has simply scrumtrulesced since high school.

by Jickety June 11, 2006

scrumtrelacent

The word "scrumtrelacent" is another way of saying, spectacular, and excellent all in one word.

Will Ferrell doing James Lipton on "Inside The Actors Studio": "There is no word to describe your performance in that movie, so I will make one up...scrum...trelacent, yes, your performance in that movie was scrumtrelacent.

by Rusty Shakleford December 24, 2004

scrumtrulecent

something so extravagent and wonderful there is no other word to describe it!!!

The sunset was scrumtrulecent.

by Turd Furgeson October 24, 2003

jizzer's crust

1. Dry flaky substance consisting of old semen, usually found around the genital area of someone who doesn't wash and therefore is probably only from masturbation.

2. The son of god.

1. Smelly farmer to farmer's smelly wife - "I fancy a nice bit of that jizzer's crust you've got on that hairy pie."

2. Person who has just witnessed the return of the messiah - "Holy jumpin fuckin jizzers crust!"

by Jizzers Crust June 21, 2006

schusterick

Amazing, big, strong or can throw something really far, usually really good at everything and beats everybody at everything.

That guy is so schusterick im about to cry.

by Will Schusterick December 28, 2007

scrunt

The dirtiest word in the English language. Still safe for work, until an actual definition is arrived at: best to leave it blurry.

"I'm so sick of that scrunt next door leaving his bins in my driveway, I think I may set them on fire."

"SCRUNT!" (After dropping cast iron replica of Danny De Vito on foot)

"That guy at the shop totally scrunted me out of fifty cents!"

by metavore July 29, 2009