Scooper

Similar to a nonce, someone who is a scooper prowls around schools. Typically found in Western Netherlands, mainly Rotterdam.

Ah don't go near that bloke Sam over there. Quincy says he is a right scooper

by CalamariEater9000 May 17, 2021

scropus

The residue left behind on your ass cheeks after taking a massive dump and you didn’t wipe enough.

My ass cheeks are burning, due to my Scropus. It must have been from the Taco Bell I ate last night.

The most common side effect of scropus is skid marks.

by Matzahberg March 21, 2020

Scroptosis

A condition of a unilateral unnaturally pendulous and saggy testicle (contained of course within said scrot). Considered a “syndrome” when associated with a sudden increased incidence of saggy ball related effects on life for example: sitting down onto a single ball.

Can be a surgical emergency.

Scroptosis Awareness Day is the 29th of February... every year.

There is no female equivalent.

Man 1: Bro, my right ball always get wet when I take a shit.
Man 2: Dude you need to see a doctor, that sounds like a bad case of scroptosis.

Man 1: Bro I cut my left nut on my bike chain again!
Man 2: How many times does this have to happen. Go see you your doctor. #scroptosisawareness

by Jonnic October 8, 2020

Scoopin the Poop

When a person is so desperate for hook-up action they'd get anything.

Frank: Ew dude, Mike is hooking up with that chick?
Nate: Yeah man, he's so desperate, he's definately scoopin the poop.

by Frankduhtankk May 2, 2010

Scoop and Stuff

When a desperate chick wants to trap a guy into a relationship, she grabs the used condom out of the trash, "scoops" out the jizz and "stuffs" it into her pussy

Or jizzing on her stomach and catching her stuffing it in her pussy. To do the scoop and stuff

by FMDP GDMFK October 22, 2011

scooptie

An attractive female with Thot qualities

Damn, look at those scoopties!

by Scoopties4lyfe May 14, 2015

scopinn

The soundcloud rapper coming out of woodhaven. best in his city. Literally has the city on his back

Yo you heard dat new scopinn?!

by Trvpinn November 1, 2021