deep scroll

(phrasal verb) <to deep scroll>, to become so absorbed in scrolling through your news-feed that you keep of scrolling even without reason. When a person 'deep-scrolls' they often become unaware of their surroundings and 'zone-out. Deep-scrolling is done without clicking on extra links and is the continual, somewhat involuntary action of scrolling on a device through a social media page.

I'm sorry I'm late, I started deep-scrolling and lost track of time.
I'm so tired when I get home from work that all I do is deep scroll.

by LydieLunchbox August 20, 2018

late night scroll

when you stay up watching netflix on your phone and then realize it’s 2:45 a.m. so you scroll through social media and realize you’re not tired at all so here you are posting on urban dictionary.

person one:dude i was up all night doing some late night scrolling.
person two: bro same

by vscogirl8197 August 10, 2019

The Scroll

This scroll, is the Ultimate Scroll. They should put this right behind the US Constitution. Yes, it is this important.

Don't touch The Scroll.

by Negger October 27, 2004

chronic scroll

a joint

yo wigga light up that chronic scroll real quick

ay, pass that chronic scroll

Yo man, i got a job at the pharmacy makin' chronic scrolls

by sneakyt June 17, 2014

zoom and scroll

A tactic used by engineers and architects to trick coworkers or superiors into thinking they are actually working. The two actions refer to the controls on a mouse and their affiliations in AutoCad.

Nice job Mike! You sure are a hard worker. (Boss)
Stupid asshole! I just got him with the zoom and scroll! (Mike to Dan)

by Dan Ross January 15, 2008

The "Groan And Scroll"

The action that you perform when not commenting on someone's facebook post that you don't know that well and in a sense "turn the other cheek", even though it is completely outlandish and they need to be called out on it.

Facebook status: 'You should read controversial politician name here's new book. Her stance on insert ridiculous political viewpoint here is something that is good for all of society. Praise be to insert a religious reference here!'

At this point... you think about replying, but decide instead to do the "Groan and Scroll" to keep scrolling on to other statuses thinking it's not worth it and better to leave them in their small minded world instead.

by kaisersoze_sf September 14, 2011

Dragonspires The Scroll Wars

A browser based MMORPG depicting a vast world. With a variety of npc monsters, items, weapons, armor, accessories and food. A fun way to kill time. Created by Christopher Howard Wolf AKA Motorhed.

I need a game I can play at work. I know I will play Dragonspires The Scroll Wars.

by Gone420 April 29, 2009