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Scomophobia

Fear of being governed by a fossil fuel or climate denier.

'ScoMo' is the nickname of the current Australian Prime Minister, a staunch supporter of coal mining and resister of science. Scomophobia has spread through the Australasian region as neighbouring nations look on in terror and disbelief. Scomophobics believe in science and have a profound emotional attachment to their home planet.
The Scomophobia was so serious the school children had to go on strike for 3 years.
by zeldazzle October 1, 2019
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scoomp da loomp effect

The act of making up the name of an effect in order to prove a point that is otherwise completely non-sensical and inaccurate.
John: If one of those oxygen tanks explodes, all the others beside it will explode as well.

Valerie: That makes no sense at all.

John: Yes it does, its the scoomp da loomp effect.
by Scezchuan Aardvark November 2, 2010
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Scomlock

Scomlock - To describe anything. It is also sometimes used for no apparent reason. It is at times rephrased into the following terms : Scom, Scommy, Jepody, Jepodia, Jobby, Jessie, Scalladia, Conman, Shagosha, Scom-to-the-lock , Jerverlin and Scronder
''Will you quit being a scomlock , boy.''
''Quit your fuckin around, ya jessie ya.''
''I will have your balls, Jepodia.''
''He is actin' the shagosha.'' (as in he is bold)
''Get the fuck out of my classroom, ya scronder-in bastard.''
by Jammy Tuite May 29, 2008
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scombobolish

"Go away you scombobolish"
by Darcie123456 February 12, 2018
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Pulling a ScoMo

Used to describe an awkward forced handshake with someone that obviously doesn't like you. Usually executed by using the left hand before walking off in a cringe inducing manner.
This dog cunt came up pulling a ScoMo on me the other day. Prick stole me pension money and reckons we are still mates.
by Taco Rodriguez January 3, 2020
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Schumacher

To drive fast, usually through winding streets, and take corners hard. Refers to multiple Fomula 1 Championship winner Michael Shumacher.
Greg: I can't believe how fast you were going Jimmy. That was total Schumacher.
by Jimmehh September 28, 2005
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Schuman

A person who steals from you, and then pretends he/she didn't.
Mick: "fuck! that Schuman just robbed me of 50c!"
Colin: "Don't worry. He's an immigrant."
by cqribou February 7, 2008
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