Kraft Singles

When a pitcher is throwing straight cheese on the mound or "bringing the heat"

That pitcher is delivering the Kraft Singles. Pitcher can be referred to as the Dairy Man because he is delivering the dairy within the cheese.

by Mark Laurito April 9, 2007

Singlesaints

A word that some cheap used to plug a religious website instead doing real advertisement.

For a clearer example See definition 1

by Ed February 10, 2005

swingles

a couple who is available to swing

Ben and Jana aren't currently swinging with any other couple so they are swingles right now.

by Ben Whetstone January 24, 2008

singlestache

The mustache you shave either right after or right before the end of a relationship to symbolize your new found independence. Also can be used a flag to show that you are not ready for another relationship.

1: Did you see Bob's singlestache?
2: Yeah man he must be about to break up with his girlfriend.

or

I'd totally go out with Bob but he has that silly singlestache. Maybe I'll ask him out when he shaves it.

by TheMcGuinness August 28, 2014

Shingles

old people chicken pox

What disease does he have?

He has shingles.

by frenchhfryyfriday May 11, 2018

Scangles Theory

The formula to prove that a circle, square and two right triangles are the same thing.
90(4s)=360c=90(2t)+45a

The Scangles Theory is to prove that one circle, one square and two right triangles are the exact same thing. Geometry really is a mess

by ReigningChaos December 18, 2019

Singles

A single cigarette

“Hi, can I get a singles please?”

by Castillooooo June 24, 2022