Schneider

Placing a hand into anothers armpit. It is a game to play with friends. When you place your hand in their armpit you say "Schneider!". Similar to tag. The last one to "Schneider" the other wins. There is no time limit. It is just a never ending game of torture. It is primarily meant for unsuspecting victims. Ex: They are reaching for something, not aware they are playing, holding an urn etc. Although forced Schneider-ing IS allowed.
Note:Do not Schneider shirtless people. For obvious reasons.

John is reaching for his phone. Joe sneaks behind John and while shoving his hand into John's armpit shouts "schneider".

by CaveBro December 15, 2012

schneider

someone who constantly comments on everything on Facebook, waits watching the screen for new posts then pounces like the post predator he is.

post...hi mum
post back....hi son
the schneider would comment on this "how sweet"

by landy May 8, 2014

Schnide

To partake in liquidy butt-sex

I totally schnided this chick last night. It was all bad.

by squishy666 February 22, 2011

Schnizer

A word the cool kids use in public

Broski did u see that chick?
Schnizer MAN!
Bro i know, i'd tap that

by CornerQuarter January 21, 2010

schnide

The lowest possible price a salesperson can offer; actual cost with minimal markup.

When buying jewelery

Salesperson: That ring is $4,500
Customer: C'mon now, gimme the schnide.

by Justin Shore May 1, 2007

Dark Schneider

A used condom.

Dark Schneider

by monkeymafia November 11, 2003

yaakov schneider

A prominent student at Yeshiva University who heads the student life committee and the weekend retreat club.

"Hey Yaakov Schneider said the trip is on Sunday".

by aryeh davidovitz November 11, 2008