schmookley backed

schmookley backed describes a state of intoxication usually via substances like marijuana, however, it can apply to other substances.

yeah breh, we just hit the doogie and uh... we got so schmookley backed breh... damn breh...

by laurentini linklebery October 12, 2021

schmonkicide

To commit acts of gay oral sex on another man, typically one named Christopher Templeton.

I committed schmonkicide on my best friend Chris. I loved it so much.

by True man June 5, 2022

Schminker

A term used to describe a man or woman whom gets sexually aroused by anally penetrating tree frogs or other slimy amphibious creatures.

Dude sweet terrarium, but don’t let Billy see these frogs, he’s what you call a real Schminker.

by Definition of Onomatopoeia January 19, 2023

Schmooey

SH-MOO-EE Usually describes when a glass or clear surface is covered in a unknown substance (schmoo) that causes the glass surface to become opaque and or sticky.

Ex. 1: “Ah i can’t see, my glasses are all schmooey!”

Ex. 2: “Oh no! Your greasy fingers made my windows all shmooey.”

by Chicken_fried_steak June 3, 2023

Schmankeniggerst

A darkly skinned sperm cell from Germany with a funny moustache

Look at all the schmankeniggerst that he ejaculated on the picture of Hitler

by Hehehaha2754 December 16, 2024

Schmorked

To lose a hand of Backalley Bridge. To lose something (derogatory)

“You just got schmorked.”

by hellpig0 December 23, 2024

Schmoinker

A different way to say your meat, you know what it is, you know how it be

Tell shawty to hop off my schmoinker

by Yesssir21673 August 12, 2025