Jonathan schmidt

Some fucker that sits in a corner and is alone most of the time, and he want to die. If you see a Jon, kill them, shit on them, and call the cops. Your peoples safety is in your hands.

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“Fuck that scrawny white boy Jonathan Schmidt” said the public
by Yos.com January 15, 2019
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Theo Schmidt

Theo Schmidt is the sexiest, strongest person in the world. He is considered a genius among the gods. He is loyal, so get on his good side.
Wow, now that’s a Theo Schmidt
by TakyT2005 September 09, 2021
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"About Schmidt" Challenge

The difficult undertaking of initiating masturbation at the start of the 2002 classic film, About Schmidt, with the intent to maintain arousal into the movie, with completion occurring at the infamous, Kathy Bates hot tube scene. Challengers must maintain arousal until completion, which must occur during that scene.
Mark: Jim? What's wrong??

Jim: Yeah, I just attempted the "About Schmidt" Challenge, and failed.

Mark: Bummer, I know how much this means to you. Well, how far did you get?

Jim: I was only able to get to the old lady's funeral, and then I released prematurely.

Mark: Now hey, that a new personal record for you. I've never even gotten past the "breakfast in the RV" scene. Baby steps!

Jim: Yeah mane, I guess we have a lot of work ahead of us!

Mark: Heros get remembered, but the Legends never die.
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Schmidt

Ralenti, y'a les Schmidts
by Nakitasuro December 17, 2017
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Schmidt

When your favorite sports team starts losing, and you straight ghost everyone to avoid the online ridicule.
Dude , Robert pulled a Schmidt on us again because the Brewers suck!
by Willie Fisterguts April 10, 2021
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