schmorgledorf

When somebody places a double a battery in their asshole, a double a battery in a woman's vagina, And then proceed to connect both batteries via jumper cables.

Yo bra, me and Dinkle Jr Schmorgledorfed at prom last night.

by P00PSHANK January 7, 2025

Schmingle

Schmingle is used to call a person short and fat.

Hey Jake come here you Schmingle!

by anonymous October 1, 2025

to schmingle

To schmooze while mingling, when dealing with an important crowd of people. For example at an art show...

I am sorry, but there is an important buyer over there, I have to schmingle a bit to draw his attention.

by Mr. Qwack the duck February 20, 2011

butt schwangler

A guy who goes around teaching women to love anal sex by opening them up to the possibility of enjoying getting a dick in their ass.

"Gustav is a real Butt Schwangler, he showed Barbara who thought she'd never be an anal lover how to take his 8-in cock up her ass with ease. Now she begs him for it."

by ButtSchwangler December 12, 2023

Dingle Schmingle

You first shove a funnel in your dick hole, and start filling it with water. And freeze. Shake off the funnel and watch your dingle schmingus go flying

Yo I just gave my self a dingle schmingle,

U want one?

by DSDATURA January 31, 2024

Vandals get schmandaled

When someone deliberately damages or destroys something, but immediately gets injured by the now damaged or broken thing

Chap 1: Wow, man, I didn't think breaking that camera would cause it to fall on my head
Chap 2: well, vandals get schmandaled

by Mr(always)Right July 8, 2020

Funky Shnunky Schlinglus Blingus Dingle Schmingle

A hetrosexual sexual orientation where the woman defectates on the bed, then the man grabs her and suffocates her in her own poop while performing anal or vaginal on her. After climax, the man licks the womans foot fungus, while she eats an entire bowl of spaghetti with tomato sauce and meatballs.

Woman: "Hey, want to have sex?"
Man: "Nah, Im good."
Woman: "We can do theFunky Shnunky Schlinglus Blingus Dingle Schmingle"
Man: "Count me in."

by Johnathan Steelarm April 15, 2024