Schlongdinger

A term for an abnormally huge penis.

Dante has a huge Schlongdinger.

by Dr.Dick5792-1 August 15, 2022

Schlonking

When you rail a bitch and then you cum on her back and jump on it and rub around till stuck

BRO I WAS SCHLONKING JESSICA LAST NIGHT!

Really bro?

by The InTIMMAYdator December 20, 2023

schlorking

It means jizzing in someone's ear and taking a spoon and mixing the jizz and ear wax together and eating it.

Example 1:
Person 1 "Did you go to her house?"
Person 2 "Yeah we were schlorking all night"

Example 2:
"Hey Shawty, get ready to get schlorked!"

Example 3:
"Wanna schlork later?"

Example 4:
"Uhh I'm such a schlorker"

by Avi Dulitsky-Tenner March 18, 2024

Shligging

When you hope cam smiley bites the curb

I am shligging

by Skibidipupballs May 7, 2024

Slogging

The action of having sex with every member of the homeless community in order to disperse a plethora of sexually transmitted diseases.

This is done to get rid of the homeless population in a fun, safe, ethical, family friendly fashion.

Hey bro there’s a lot of them near the bus stop, are you ready to go slogging?

by KanYeForPresident2024 May 20, 2024

Shogging

Slip your dick into your partners asshole while they are pooping and rub your shitty cock on your partners face

"I cant wait to go shogging with Dave later"
Dave: Im gonna bring my sister!

by MRCHEESETOES June 6, 2024

Schlomping the whitebait

( Italian mid 1500s ) To complete the sex act and then stand and throw the used condom at your unsuspecting partner.

To Schlomp ( verb ) ... throw. The act of Schlomping. " My husband likes Schlomping the whitebait.
As in " Hey Gloria that was great sex " " Here catch the whitebait !". Splat !! I was schlomped last night.

by Thumper of Flower November 3, 2024