Schweebie

A total dork. The king of dorkdom. Extremely genuine but unimpressive in the bedroom. Typically has a PHD.

Girl 1: Is that guy coming to see you this weekend?
Girl 2: Remind me who he is.
Girl 1: Hes that aerospace engineer, he cant hold his liquor or get it up. Hes a total schweebie.

by Nashcupcake August 29, 2018

Schwee schwoo

A beautiful or gorgeous female , that's usually out of your league.

" Yo no cap, Diana you a schwee schwoo "

by Yung anti B October 5, 2019

Von Scheer

A word to describe when someone's nipples stick out outrageously.

Friend 1: Man, its cold In here. I'm gonna get a Von Scheer.

Friend 2: Look again...

Friend 1: Oh, shit!

by Scrotti October 31, 2011

Becca Schwecke

awesome.

Wow, that girl is totally Becca Schwecke

by carly barker March 2, 2012

Protein retention scheme

The act of consuming one's own semen to retain the proteins within it.

Person 1: Hey bro how do you get so much protein?
Person 2: I use the protein retention scheme

by SexFuelledManiacUwU January 5, 2023

Scheeaauunn

Weird and stupid way to say "sure". Derives it's orgin from the german word "schon" which literally means "already".

Scheeauunn is often used in southern parts of germany.

is frequently confused with "Scheuunnn" which means beautiful.

Man she's so horny! I can't wait to take her from behind!

- Scheeauunn!!

by pyro August 9, 2004

schaweet

an exdended version of sweet kind of like shhh and then weet.

1. katie sucks at using the word schaweet cause its allysons word in the first place.
2. that was a schaweet barrel bro

by wtfmate April 28, 2005