A plan put in place by clever mothers whereby they take something of value within their household that is not their own, secretly trade it or sell it for cash, and re-purpose the funds to increase their own wardrobe or jewelry holdings. The scheme works so long as there is an endless supply of goods coming into the home that can easily go un-noticed by a spouse or their family.
Jennifer had developed the perfect Momzi scheme. Each week she would take an oxford shirt out of her husband Tom's closet and hide it in the back of her Lexus. Once a month she would take them to the local consignment store and get enough cash for them to help buy herself a new wardrobe. Tom never noticed the shirts missing, and on the rare occasion he did, Jennifer blamed the dry cleaners. Slowly but surely Jennifer expanded the scheme to include shoes, tools, golf clubs, baseball hats, and universal remote controls. The kids possessions were next on the list.
by Daylorb November 26, 2010
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A quick and dirty work around work around to address an otherwise complicated and/or painful challenge.
Here's an example of a hair brained scheme:
We should reward people’s effort to go above and beyond their normal duty in hiring process, just like we reward outstanding efforts in other areas of work. We can send a memo to say that we will consider efforts in hiring process that do not qualify for reference fee bonus award as part of the overall evaluation during year end compensation process.
We can mention a “hypothetical” example, w/o calling names, in the same memo to illustrate and address dinner-table discussions. We can also note that at the same time we want to be strict for the purposes of the official reference bonus awards to avoid conflicts, to avoid perception we are bending rules for some but not for others.
We should reward people’s effort to go above and beyond their normal duty in hiring process, just like we reward outstanding efforts in other areas of work. We can send a memo to say that we will consider efforts in hiring process that do not qualify for reference fee bonus award as part of the overall evaluation during year end compensation process.
We can mention a “hypothetical” example, w/o calling names, in the same memo to illustrate and address dinner-table discussions. We can also note that at the same time we want to be strict for the purposes of the official reference bonus awards to avoid conflicts, to avoid perception we are bending rules for some but not for others.
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The axis scheme describes another variant of the financial pyramid scam where capital flows upwards...However in contrast to the standard Bussiness form, whereby all revenues are generated almost entirely from membership fees etc. The axis scheme, however, summarizes the centralization concept associated with all forms of economic concerted polities (Socialist states) or a (Corporacy). Where all aspects of society are in their entirety nationalized, the economy, Health care, industry and the social sector (Labour/Human recourse), etc. all functioning for, and inlined with the specific purpose for the generating of capital and material profit to be directed inwards to the center or (axis) of the social circle, the Corporate governance, the economic elite, the (corporacy). In such a scenario, the entire social and economic structure is based exclusively upon the (slave) plantation culture. Whereby the social group at large is devolved from holding citizen statues, to only labor recourse value.
The axis scheme describes another variant of the financial pyramid scam where capital flows upwards...However in contrast to the standard Bussiness form, whereby all revenues are generated almost entirely from membership fees etc. The axis scheme, however, summarizes the centralization concept associated with all forms of economic concerted polities (Socialist states) or a (Corporacy). Where all aspects of society are in their entirety nationalized, the economy, Health care, industry and the social sector (Labour/Human recourse), etc. all functioning for, and inlined with the specific purpose for the generating of capital and material profit to be directed inwards to the center or (axis) of the social circle, the Corporate governance, the economic elite, the (corporacy). In such a scenario, the entire social and economic structure is based exclusively upon the (slave) plantation culture. Whereby the social group at large is devolved from holding citizen statues, to only labor recourse value.
by Baron Neville May 14, 2019
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I gave her the best I had in 5 minutes. Yeah, 5 minutes. I had to resort to my Fonzie Scheme, I have another date in an hour.
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