schardt cake

The act of performing a bodily function of passing intestinal gas (flatus) via the anus, but unintentionally defecating on her chest.
Upon positioning yourself over the girl you must strategically place your anus towards her face then "unintentionally" defecate on her chest.

Angela loves schardt cake in the morning.

by esbestes May 20, 2007

schnarb darb larb darb gargen

a terriseneze phrase meaning "Get your filthy hands off of my precious goat you ass monkey shit licking cockface!!"

Often used as a friendly greeting during rush hour traffic

a black 1985 dodge truck with gray racing stripes drives by flying a huge rebel flag and a man with a full flavor cigarette hanging out of his mouth screams, "Schnarb darb larb darb gargen!!" he is probably screaming this in a violent manner but means well by it.......simply scream it back and go about your business or he will do it repeatedly

by Gangsta Nuggets July 23, 2010

scharfing

laying stomach down on bathroom floor with feet crossed, in view of toilet, and taking a selfie of the scene.

"just laying on my bathroom floor "#scharfing"

by Victim of delight November 25, 2013

Schadrac

Someone who believes that they are a big man and tries acting very confident when in reality they are insecure and are battling their own demons on the inside.

Did you see what Schadrac texted Kylie? He really needs to check himself.

by TeenieQueenie April 18, 2018

Schnarf

To hit someone on the head with a pillow when they least expect it.

Hey, can I Schnarf you in the face? *Smacks in the face with random pillow*

by Xeribol April 8, 2013

scharf

1.A word to define something as extremely entertaining, and meant to sound somewhat German.

2. Really Cool.

Wasn't that movie Scharf?!

Nazi's aren't Scharf enough to join the club.

by Igor Rabovsky March 18, 2005

schnarf

someone who farts in the bath tub and bites at the bubbles.

That dude is so weird. He's probably a schnarf.

by bubbadave August 26, 2005