Skip to main content

Scary Mary

1. Is a Mary who at times is a very nice person, and can appear almost dumb most of it. With a flick of a switch will become Scary Mary, she will throw phones at your face, she will slam you into walls, she will scream all of the swear words at you no matter where you are, and she will have sex with your friends as you walk in the door from work and allow you to watch. She will trun your family against you and convince your kids you are a terrible person. Scary Mary will also bear false witness and lie to get her way.

2. Scary Mary is Scary and loves the D and your money. She is making love to Pat Rick while Har lie Man Ger sits at home and takes care of the children. Plan B lives under the mattress in the house because she never knows who's kid it is.
Well scary mary is being scary today, let's go fishing.
by The Longest Yard November 29, 2022
mugGet the Scary Marymug.

Scary Ending

Your watching a scary movie with a girl and you have to start jerking off without her knowing (ex. under a blanket). Right when a scary part arrives, you jump up and start screaming. Then you procede to bust all over her face while continuing to scream. She will be very very startled.
"yoo i gave that bitch a scary ending last nite"
by LDL July 29, 2008
mugGet the Scary Endingmug.

Scary Terry

An urban myth relating to a Russian troll that will do anything you ask of it for money, except put anything in his mouth. Legend has it that he sneaks into children's rooms at night searching for mook.
"Yo, remember when Scary Terry shat and came in a water bottle then drank it for $12?"

"I think I saw Scary Terry in my sons room last night looking for some light blues. I gave him thirty cents and he drank my binger's water."
by Jon Castellano November 14, 2018
mugGet the Scary Terrymug.

scary accurate

Correct about something (usually personal aspects) to a seemingly unexplainable degree, thereby inducing fear.
"You have to try that psychic tarot rune personality test popup with the green dancing monkeys. It's scary accurate!"

"Candee thought it was scary accurate that Lou Gehrig died of Lou Gehrig's disease."
by Samcastic October 21, 2007
mugGet the scary accuratemug.

scary terry

The side of Brooklyn 99’s Sargent Terry Jeffords that scares the hell out of everyone. He’s mostly used to fill up lineups.
I love Scary Terry. He says what Regular Terry’s thinking.
by Brooklyn-Define-Define October 2, 2018
mugGet the scary terrymug.

Scary Guy

A logo that James Hetfield of Metallica designed, and the band has used on many occasions for tour programs, t-shirts, and other official releases.
A stencil of the Scary Guy logo is available in the box set, Live Shit: Binge and Purge.
by Lal April 15, 2005
mugGet the Scary Guymug.

Scary Hours

A time period, usually only lasting a couple of hours, in which you are most certainly about to get your ass whooped.
"Yo I just found out that J has been hittin up my girl asking to smash. Best believe I'm about to beat his stupid ass. Lil dude for real just entered Scary Hours.
by TrustTheProcessJAV June 4, 2018
mugGet the Scary Hoursmug.

Share this definition