slappy dick

The action of taking your hard dick and slapping it each side of the face, head or neck of a bitch.

When I was just about to cum, I gave her a slappy dick and came in her ear.

by JF Laplante June 7, 2004

snappy taste

one singular hit from a bong.

"That was a good snappy taste. May i have another?" -Pothead

by yonskii April 13, 2008

slappywock

a)one whom misuses an insult.

b) a noob

c) jon

d) your mom.

a: yes my dear friend, you are a hermaphrodite and always have been. and thankfully, i did not have to google like my poor sister. skiing any time soon?

b:and if you live together why are you asking on facebook if you'll be skiing soon? couldn't you walk the 10 feet to ask her in person?

c: why do you know what she is asking? creeper.

b: um... rain its called reading the comments... i dont believe thats being a creeper.

that makes you a slappywock for misusing the insult.

congratulations on being a slappywock.

by rain777 December 16, 2008

Slappy Hands

A sticky gooey hand that has fingernails and gooey tails that you can fling and stick to things. Found at arcades for 30 tickets. Get 'em while they're sticky.

IMMA HIT YA WITH MY SLAPPY HANDS!!!! YOU BETTER RUN!!

by HolePunchers101 January 16, 2011

Spappy

A person with a flat, straight, style-less or flairless wet or wet-looking comb-over, the wet comb-over itself, an oily-haired comb-over, an oily haired comb-over with chunks of dandruff or other abnormal or unexpected particulate matter, or any feature of a person having said variations of the comb-over that reminds you of that person having said variations of the comb-over.

The hair of a 1920's era poor farmboy using too much pomade after not washing for 7 weeks; a person having a barber style cut from a 92 year old barber who learned his trade in the 1920's; a person who doesn't wash hair often (say, less than once every two weeks) and uses the same cheap, bendy black comb with embedded scalp flake chunks to comb their hair in a comb-over pattern, whether the comb-over technically is needed or not. "Gee, that guy's hair is really spappy."

by doubleduck August 12, 2012

SlappyToes

An idiotic moron that nobody likes. SlappyToes is a legend bitch!

"Manning, I heard SlappyToes was a legend".

by DmCarter March 23, 2013

Snappy patter

Fast talking, clipped dialogue like from 1930s and 40s gangster movies. Also smart quick conversation like in The West Wing and any Aaron Sorkin script.

Snappy Patter is quick dialogue; watch a Jimmy Stewart movie or West Wing episode....Newsroom on HBO too.

by Annebeth216 November 6, 2013