Spappy 

The simple blend of spam and crappy. Often used to describe something truly grody that is endorsed by a higher authority or the majority.

My high school yearbook was so spappy this year.

My sister is dating the spappiest guy, how can anyone like him?

Spappy by greenfaerie38 December 18, 2006

Spappy 

A person with a flat, straight, style-less or flairless wet or wet-looking comb-over, the wet comb-over itself, an oily-haired comb-over, an oily haired comb-over with chunks of dandruff or other abnormal or unexpected particulate matter, or any feature of a person having said variations of the comb-over that reminds you of that person having said variations of the comb-over.

The hair of a 1920's era poor farmboy using too much pomade after not washing for 7 weeks; a person having a barber style cut from a 92 year old barber who learned his trade in the 1920's; a person who doesn't wash hair often (say, less than once every two weeks) and uses the same cheap, bendy black comb with embedded scalp flake chunks to comb their hair in a comb-over pattern, whether the comb-over technically is needed or not. "Gee, that guy's hair is really spappy."

Spappy by doubleduck August 12, 2012

Spappy 

a nasty squirty shit. when you shit so hard, it spaps up the inside of the toilet bowl, sometimes even hitting you in ass cheeks. very disgusting

oh my gosh, im not cleaning up this big ole spappy poo.

Spappy by haleyandcrystal March 16, 2014

Spappy 

The act of pulling out of a woman’s vagina and spraying your love juice all over her.

I was fucking Lori in the back of my truck when I suddenly pulled out and spappy all over her face.

Spappy by The_Kerse June 26, 2020

snappy pappy 

A guy who is a solid 7, but can easily be considered an 8 or a even a 9 once you realize he's a good dad

A man who wouldn't normally get a second look, but earns extra attractiveness points when others realize he's a nice guy

Wow! I never really noticed him before, but ever since I saw him with his kids, he seems super hot. What a snappy pappy!

snappy pappy by Mandi Harmony August 30, 2016

sappy putting 

Very poor putting, when you can't make a putt from beyond 5 feet. Named after Ernie Els, for his SAP hat, and his poor putting.

Tom Watson's sappy putting cost him the 2009 Open Championship.

sappy putting by Sajak August 10, 2012

big slappy 

the perfect ass of the scout in tf2

i was talking to this girl and damn she got that big slappy

big slappy by rabidspanial May 24, 2016