Gates Scaling System 2

A overall system of scaling one's personal attributes by starting from 1 to (scaled attribute)

" On a scale of 1 to noob, you're a 6 on the Gates Scaling System 2

by The Gates Scaling System 2 December 21, 2008

Gorb Snatching

The act of catching a fart bubble with cupped hands while immersed in a body of water, i.e. a bathtub, jacuzzi, swimming pool, etc., for the purposes of personal enjoyment, relocating the bubble to someone else' location, or incriminating another for the offending stench.

John caught Jane in the act of gorb snatching just before she let the rancid bubble pop right under his nose.

Bill was known among his friends on the swim team as a notorious gorb snatcher.

by Chupacabra Ric January 2, 2011

scalping

1. The process of removing the human scalp from the skull, usually performed by a ticked off native.

3. Buying tickets with the intention of selling them at a later date closer to the event.

1. "Magua got tomahawked for scalping Uncas and throwing him off a cliff."
2. "I feel like going scalping, I have plenty of tickets for good seats at the public execution."

by Braveheart's thirst for blood August 20, 2006

scouching

The act of squatting on a couch. Especially popular when one should actually be doing something more important.

Me: Have you done your homework yet?

Her: Nah.. I'm just scouching.

by pimaconfit April 21, 2018

Cumber Snatching

To Snatch Cumber and form an unruly collection of cumbers.

'That's a damn fine Cumber, I'm 'avin that...'

-Cumber Snatching

by JamesLikesCumber May 18, 2011

ball scratching

Describing a boring situation. Originally from the hebrew term Legarbetz, a shortening of "Legared Beytzim", to scratch balls. When you're so bored you just scratch your balls.

Boy - no beer, no chicks, no TV... That was a ball scratching Tuesday.

by Ariel Shalev October 23, 2005

booty snatching

the snatching of a booty. hitting an ass.

and there will be no booty snatching at school.

by lisky September 22, 2005