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Tighter than a camels hole in a sandstorm

Meaning that someone is tight with money and is just a down right fuckhead, they generally have a lot of money too. Pricks
"Wife" we need bread, we're out of it
"Tight cunt" how much is it?
"Wife" €5
"Tight cunt" no we will survive without it
"Wife" Jesus your tighter than a camels hole in a sandstorm ya prick
by Bum_man July 17, 2021
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Sandstorm

The name of the sexual position of a female sitting on a male's chest while she gives him a blowjob. He then sprinkles salt and pepper into her butthole and shakes her butt around. Then, as he orgasms, he punches her in the kidney and she farts in his face. Thus forming a homemade sandstorm.

Also known as "Spicy Cheeks".
"Man I miss her so much. She was the freakiest girl I ever met. One time she even gave me a sandstorm!"

"I'd sandstorm that in a heartbeat!"

"Had to put my dog to sleep. He kept giving the neighbor's cat a sandstorm."

"How much did I drink last night? I woke up this morning and tasted spicy cheeks on my lips."
by ComaKing08 August 15, 2008
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fellatio sandstorm

When you get sand stuck in your foreskin from your day trip to the beach, then when your boyfriend / girlfriend is sucking your cack, the sand blows out with the semen.
After a long day of surfing at the shore, Tina was lying in the emergency room due to a fellatio sandstorm that scratched her cornea.
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sandstorm

shaving your pubes then blowing them in your girlfriends face.
ooh baby,I know you loved that sandstorm in your face
by captain skidmark February 18, 2008
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sandstorm

When you ejuclate on a girls face and then throw sand at it.
As i ejuclated all over the whores face, i quickle through sand at it and there i just did a sandstorm.
by kiktheball September 8, 2006
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Sandusky sandstorm

When you take an Arab and you remove the towel off his/her head and shit in it. Then you anally penetrate a child with an erect penis and ride the child into battle and sling the towel full of shit at people
Hey Gary Lets Sandusky sandstorm these 2nd graders sandusky sandstorm SanduskySandstorm
by Snake_7 January 4, 2015
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sandstorm

when someone bends over and shits explosive diarrhea in the subject's face. Popular in many parts of Germany
"My girl and I got so freaky last night, she even wanted a sandstorm when I told her I was having explosive diarrhea."
by induhvidyooul October 28, 2006
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