to eat a smelly vagina
by mothers penis April 1, 2020
Get the eat the salami mug.To replace an ex with another person. Usually in the form of sexual substitute. Generally, the person who replaces the ex is just being used.
Yeah Kerry salami switched Sam with Dillion, they fuck every night now, but Kerry doesn't even like him!
by Nevereatpoopies March 19, 2011
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Get the Salami slappers mug.A measurement of meat, standardized by the USDA. Measuring approximately three inches long, or the same size as an average penis in the US.
Shopper: "May I have a cock of salami?"
Grocer: "Sure thing ma'am, do you want that raw or wrapped?"
Grocer: "Sure thing ma'am, do you want that raw or wrapped?"
by Taglar Dreskk September 24, 2021
Get the Cock of Salami mug.I got a big date tonight, but before things go down later on.. I wanna make sure to showcase the salami.
by Bliff Blaffington September 18, 2012
Get the Showcase the Salami mug.gordon: right, so crazy hamburger is horrible but some people prefer diarrhea. to make the crazy hamburger, what you're gonna want first is spoken salami, to tell if your salami is spoken you wanna lift up like this in *vomits*. now next, you want to give your sidewalk and shoulders, these are a little hard to get but if you want a true crazy hamburger it's what you're gonna have to use. now finally, dice the sidewalk anchovies.
cheeky: *farts*
gordon: what?
also gordon when he notices cheeky: BLOODY FUCKING HELL IT'S SZEMTELEN MANO FROM THE HIT GAME VESZTESEG
cheeky: *farts*
gordon: what?
also gordon when he notices cheeky: BLOODY FUCKING HELL IT'S SZEMTELEN MANO FROM THE HIT GAME VESZTESEG
by tomakethecrazyhamburger October 21, 2022
Get the spoken salami mug.Where you take any penis of your desire and cut it to many slices, and eat them with any condiment. Later you shit it out into a condom, freeze it over night and use it as a dildo the next morning.
by The corn dog digger August 30, 2022
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