Shlomi

A sexual encounter between Italian infomercial hosts from Jersey and South Beach hookers engage in tongue biting, throat/face punching, and achieve climax via mugshots and media coverage.

"I said shlomi, not blow me, you followin' me camera guy?"

"$30 for a shlomi? How bout 3 installments of $9.95?"

"I'll slap chop ya face if you don't act now and shlome bitch!"

by Shlom-Dog March 31, 2009

N'sLoM

Stands for Newton's Law of Motion.

Ken-hey Cody what you doing?

Cody-not much just stuying N'sLoM.

Ken-Gay!

by K3b3rt Xela-my GTadd me on XBL March 3, 2009

Slomoto Wilkins

SOmeone who increases the volume of his speech when content is not sufficient.

Keith Rhodes

by Stephen Rhodes December 8, 2003

slomar

The slowest person in a group; the one guy that makes everyone else wait.

Wait up guys, Nick missed the light and got stuck behind on the other side of the street again. He's been a real slomar tonight.

by OutOfTouch June 9, 2015

sloming

SLOM= Sticking Leeches On Myself.

The act of "sloming" was originally created (and not referred to as sloming) in the age of witch doctoring to extract blood when things like needles were not created yet. Today, no one actually does sloming. This was created as a commercial to show kids how stupid following your friends are when they are doing stupid things like drugs and alcohol. Drugs and underage alcohol looks as stupid as sloming, stay above the influence.

LOL WTF I DO SLOMING

ROFL GAYASS. there's no such thing.

by SUPKATE? January 7, 2007

Solomang

A crotchety old man of the Solomang lineage, descending from the land fills of Long Island.

Dude, you smell and act like a Solomang?

by Jarrod Dillon November 14, 2003

Slompy

Similar to "lenergic", slompy is a state of tiredness often induced by boredom. This boredom somehow leads to a feeling of having energy, but at the same time being unable to complete any meaningful task.

A state of slompyness can also be developed over long periods of procrastination.

"I'm just too slompy to finish my homework tonight. I'll just do it tomorrow."

by Ndrd January 21, 2009