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bottled suprise

when someone passes gas into a water battle and tightens the cap in order to give to another fellow so that he can smell the stench
joshua ripped supreme ass but carefully stored it in a bottle...he later gave us the bottled suprise and it smelled like rank horse penis
by neez/roddie September 2, 2004
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creampie suprise

when u dont pull out when the girl is expecting you to do so
Cindy has quadruplets and a granny sag because Trevor gave her a creampie suprise
by ABloodyBrowneye December 24, 2007
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strawberry suprise

You get really drunk and while a girl is hooking up you unbuckle her pants and eat her out and realize their is blood in your mouth and the girl says i am having my period and someone tells moe on you, and that was quiet a suprise to you
Blake got drunk and eat serina out and there was a strawberry suprise, so blake threw up.
by B boy pany April 2, 2008
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Dorset Elbow Suprise

A knee to the groin combined with an elbow to the chest of an enemy. The suprise refers to the victim's shock of recieving a sudden knee to the crotch when expecting a simple elbow attack. Preferably after the victim has received the Yeovil Poke.
"Hey! Do you want a Dorset Elbow Suprise to go with that Yeovil Poke?!"
by Amara Kat November 15, 2007
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tuna suprise

When in the middle of sexual relations, and panties start to come off. In the middle of this act, a foul odor has arisen out of nowhere. This my friends in tuna suprise.
Tim: So how did things go with Amber last night?

Chris: Well... things went alright until I headed down south.

Tim: What happended? Did she hit ya with the tuna suprise?

Chris: How did you know?

Tim: I fucked her last week.
by Frazier September 3, 2006
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Shia Suprise

When a character you thought was dead in a tv show or book series comes back
I thought Merle had died on The Walking Dead, that was a Shia Suprise
by Megachief February 8, 2015
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diarrhea suprise

When you think a fart building up.However,when released,you quickly realize it is not only a fart.You must always suck it up until reaching a restroom,though sometimes you may be too late,and diarrhea leaks into your pants,making your underwear wet and disgusting.I quickly learned this during my vacation in Chicago,inside a Jareds galleria of jewelry with my mother.
I got a huge fart coming on.
Im not sure that would be wise,we did just stop by panda express.It could be diarrhea suprise.
by helpful tipper May 6, 2011
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