suicide 

something I wanna do, help me

I wanna kermit suicide

suicide by Oreoegg February 19, 2019

suicide 

assination by the Clintons

Epstein's death was ruled a suicide.

suicide by largegreen August 10, 2019

Suicide 

To kick your own bucket/end your own life.

Jeffery Epstein didn't commit suicide.

Suicide by Blake_thesnake November 18, 2019

Suicide 

When you want to kill yourself.

Person A: Please don't commit suicide.
Person B: But I don't want to live. I want to die.

Suicide by I.love.boba June 3, 2020

suicide 

The quickest way to find what happens after life.

I gotta commit suicide now.

suicide by NINEPUMPKINS September 30, 2020

Suicide 

Don't do it, I almost died doing it

Mary- John! What are you doing?

John- Committing suicide.
Mary- Why would you do that?
John- I don't want to pay taxes and depressingly look at a screen in an office for 12 hours a day my whole life.
Mary- No! Don't do that shit John. I tried to do that and that shit almost killed me!

Suicide by Rainmorelikepain January 4, 2022

Suicide 

A beverage you create when you mix together several sodas into one cup. You make these at places where you get your own drink. Often dr pepper, coke, root beer, and mellow yellow all mixed together. The taste depends on you.

It's a perfect day for a suicide at the local cafe!

Suicide by Zane222 June 22, 2011