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Suck-Up

(noun)
In short, someone who will bend over backwards to blow the guy looking over their shoulder.

An individual who makes frequent, obvious, and sometimes disingenuous attempts to impress, please, or win favor with people who are either in a position of authority over them, or who have something that they want. One can be a suck-up because they wish to gain something tangible (promotion/pay, favors, gifts, etc.) by pleasing the other person, or because of a pathological need to be liked by others, the former being more common. At least a few suck-ups can be found in most workplaces.

Similar: brown-noser, teacher's pet, kiss-ass, ass kisser, yes-man.

(verb)
To "suck up" (two words, usually not hyphenated) is the act of being a suck-up.

Similar: Brown-nose, brown-nosing, ass-kissing.
(noun)
Guy 1) Wow, dude. Jerry is running all over Hell and creation to make his boss happy. I'm surprised he hasn't bent over backwards to blow the guy yet.
Guy 2) Yeah, well promotions are right around the corner and Jerry's a world-class suck-up.

(verb)
Guy 1) Is there anything else I can do for you today, sir? Do you need a cup of coffee, perhaps?
Guy 2) Jerry, don't suck up to me. Nobody's getting Christmas bonuses this year and that includes you.
by DeltaWhiskey141 May 11, 2022
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YAHHH THIS A STICK UP

When your pretending to rob someone in the mirror
Kim in the mirror: YAHHH THIS A STICK UP
by AKEETERKEETER.COM February 16, 2020
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stick up her ass

Describes a female that acts too stiff or strict towards other individuals and can drive you crazy if you spend too much time with her since she is so annoying. Usually raised by a stern family that made her watch documentaries on boring crap and has friends that also have sticks up their anal holes as well, if any friends at all. No one likes this girl and if they could they would wish her off the face of the earth. Also this girl never curses or uses slang, for that would not be proper. Uses too good of English and Grammar, as well as long vocabulary/old school talk. If you are one of these people with a rod up your rear end you should go get some therapy and loosen up to have fun once in a while. End of story.
Girl with Stick up her Ass- "Did you see that documentary on the paper clip last night? It was so interesting, I watched it with my parents while eating fat-free popcorn."
Boy- "Dude, you need to get a life and not be so proper. No one thinks you're cool, including me, and need to pull the stick out of your ass hole reallll soon."
Girl with Stick up her Ass- "Why that would be obscure and insensitive of me! I am going to tell my parents on you now!"
Boy- (thinking to himself) 'Wow that girl has such a stick up her ass. She needs to chill the fuck out!'
by imtalkingtoyoulistentome May 16, 2010
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suck-up

Someone who does good stuff for you in the hopes that one might be suddenly endowed with all the wealth and generosity that you could possibly give (and usually are disappointed)
MAC: Dude, that guy gave you a brand-new Mini Cooper S with supercharger and NOS intake apertures?!
BILL: Man, what a suck-up, I know. He just wants me to let him date my sister. Like that'll ever happen, HA! But nice car anyway, so thanks to him!
by Ashton January 15, 2003
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Dirty South Dakota Stick-Up

The act of masturbating to pornographic magazines while taking a shit on the toilet.
I'm glad they had porn mags in the bathroom, I really needed a Dirty South Dakota Stick-Up.
by Uncle Jarry January 14, 2011
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stick up ass disease

someone being a major bitch constantly so people think they always have a stick up their ass
I think my boos has a case of stick up ass disease
by bretttttttttttttttttttt July 30, 2006
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Suck-up

A person that acts nice to a person so they will get attention and rewards.
Happens a lot on goSupermodel.com, everyone wants Admin to give them a membership, so they suck up
Suck-up
by fartoff June 29, 2011
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