stonks

Literally stocks but just pronounced so wrong and utterly retarded

A: "How much money you makin?"
B: "stonks"

by somerandomretard November 14, 2022

stonks

the best meme ever created it will never die or be forgotten

reddit managed to save gamestop STONKS boi

by stonky boi April 9, 2021

Stonk

Stonk meme - to talk stonkish. E.g inglish, kemist, konspiricy tearist, spanesh, hac, bertday.

If someone has a birthday they would pronounce it "bertday" in a stupid voice. The voice has is stonkish

by Manstonk November 14, 2020

Stonks

The well-crafted Stonkks meme refers to a bizarre image of the esteemed Meme Man standing in front of a stock market green screen. The bottom right corner of the image reads “stonks.” The man is donning a suit and tie, only further highlighting the business essence of the image.

I will take your entire stonks

by Clipclap July 1, 2020

Stonk

Slang in da miltary for Artie cannons that fire semi-atomic bombs

Peir ze Germans are coming prepare to launch ze STONKS!!!! "RussianBadger"

by ReconShadow3 September 23, 2021

Stonk the Minecraft

To fire artillery on a naval mine ship

Commander, we need to stonk the minecraft!

by bigtony762 February 3, 2023

stonks

stonks is referring to the bald dude from that one meme. usually replacing stocks

gamestop stockholder: STONKS TO THE MOON
some broke dude: damb, I should have got some stonks.

by JEFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF January 9, 2022