Sharted

accidental pooping when sqeezing a fart out - to shit and fart at the same time.

'aye man - I was waiting on the bus and was dying on a shit- I thought I could squeeze out a sneaky fart - oh man a' pure sharted myself! Stinkin'!

by Tyny January 14, 2009

startender

The best bartender of all, who rises above the pressure of a crowded bar when other bartenders would crack under pressure. Also the most liked bartender, and usually the highest paid bartender as well.

This guy is slinging drinks for a crowd of over 200 people and he's not even sweating. Wow what a startender!

by MrBojangles062 February 22, 2017

Snarted

Snarting is the involuntary act of sneezing and farting at the same time. The eligible criteria for meating the snarted definition is as follows:

1. The force of the fart must be equal to the sneeze, anything less is simply a snuff (a sneeze and a fluff)
2. The force of the fart must at least bring a tear to the eye, in extreme cases minor damage maybe caused to the anus.

The follow through of the fart does not qualify; this is known a sniting.

Andy sneezed and farted with such force that a tear ran down his cheek and his buttocks, he snarted

by Be4no February 23, 2015

Starter Porn

The porn that you watch before you watch the real porn that you wanna watch. Usually not very good porn, not good quality. It's just something to watch while u start to get hard. Porn that you don't really wanna cum to, but you would watch it.

wow this porn sucks. I'll have to make it my starter porn for the night.

by DoubleXX July 3, 2010

f***strated

upset and angry at the same time

Man, this history project makes me so f***strated

by Samano May 29, 2008

starter marriage

Exclusively refers to a couple's initial marriage, probably at age 24 or less, involving partners with little income and assets. May or may not end with children; will likely not end with more assets than when it began. One or more of the partners may have an advanced degree at the time of divorce. Subsequent marriages are usually to partners higher up the socio-economic scale.

All she got was a '84 Suburu and some crummy dishes. No jewels, no real estate, nothing really to split; it was a starter marriage.

by Jeffry Finer December 16, 2003

sharted

when you try to fart, but, accidently, you make an ass out of yourself and shit in your pants

Gary: dude, what the fuck is that smell........OHHH no way dude, you just SHARTED!!!!!!!!!

by but lick April 11, 2005