spraff

to chatter inanely

we were all loved up on MDMA and had a good spraff

by dislexus October 23, 2001

Spoof Gleem

A woman who's beauty blinds people, her eyes can stare into your soul, her hair resembles the locks of God's Angels, her skin makes her body illuminate as if some deity is casting an ever glowing light on her, her teeth are as white as snow... She's every mans dream girl

Melissa: If you had one wish what would it be?

Peter: On the beach with a bag full of lettuce and a Taiwanese Spoof Gleem

by C'mon Brogod February 5, 2014

sploff

A slight increase of air leaving the nostrils after witnessing something mildly to semi mildly funny

That joke just made me sploff.

I'm sploffing so hard right now.

by -InSaNe- March 8, 2014

flam sprocket

The imaginary peice of hardware on a computer that is blamed for any error for which you cannot find the source.

My mouse won't respond and the screen keeps flashing. The flam sprocket must've gone bad again.

by Andrew Winton January 30, 2006

spraff

(Scottish)to lie about something or make something up.

statement:"I'm a millionaire, Ive been to the moon"
Reply:"Spraff!"

by Blythe Richardson December 16, 2008

spofford, nh

A "quaint" village of:
1. senior citizens
2. trees
3. chipmunks
4. a post office
5. a lake

Spofford, NH is a lousy place to live, unless you enjoy backgammon and chipmunks.

by caittt February 18, 2009

spofo

a forum in Craig's List where sports are discussed. It is open forum where there is trolling and many examples of homoerotic writings.

I heard it on SPOFO the Josh gave Mike a "reach-around"

by roland cockhomo January 6, 2008