Sammy Sosa

The act of shoving a baseball bat up a girls ass until she turns a ghostly white color.

TR "I gave my girl a Sammy Sosa last night and she squirted all over the place"

FG "Did you try the Alaskan Fire Dragon"?

by Pussymuncher69 December 9, 2010

sammy sosa

The most awesome power hitter in baseball today.

Sammy Sosa is the bomb.

by phil January 24, 2004

sammy sosa

he plays for the cubs so who gives a shit

like I said who gives a shit

by ben January 7, 2004

Chief keef (love Sosa monologue)

Chief keef is upset in his monologue because the “fuckers” are always in a barber shop talking shit about him (keef 45). Chief keef is telling these “fuckers” to “shut the fuck up” (keef 45). He then says that they are not shit he goes on to rant about these so called “fuckers” (keef 45). Eventually he keef states that if “another one of y’all motherfcukers starts talking shit about chief lied I’m fucking beating they ass (hits fist to hand with a bang)” (keef 47). That is the chief keef (love Sosa monologue).

Thomas talks to elijah about the chief keef (love Sosa monologue) at fye BEBINATOR practice.

by BEBINATOR January 15, 2019

sammy sosa

when someone won't be smart, ever.

john's such a sammy sosa sometimes, like, i remember once when he was trying to kiss my dad and my dad was all "i'm not having that" and he's all "but dude, i like dudes" and then tony comes outr of nowhere and he's all brodical and i'm like "whoa man"

by joey platinum March 13, 2003

Sammy Sosa

U guys are all a bunch of ignorants. Sammy Sosa is the true example of somebody who overcome all the dificulties of growing up the dominican republic (I am dominican too) and made a career in the MLB. U all cry babies know that sammy sosa was borned in a abandoned hospital? and he had to work shinning shoes and selling lemon juice cuz his dad died when he was 7? and he had to use a rolled juice container cuz he had no money to buy a baseball glove? Exactly, you don't know all of that cuz in the dominican some dirty ass place like Bronx of Compton would look like a fuckin 3 Billion neighborhood. So stop bitchin about Sammy. Yeah, he cheated with the cork in his bat, but it was an accident (yeah assholes, they checked all the other 72 bats of sammy sosa, all of them clear) and it is a common practice for all baseball player to practice with a corked bat (improves the swing). So wtf do u expect, is sammy sosa perfect,can't he make mistakes? ("oh my god, sammy used a corked bat " But they all look the same, it is probably just a mistake" "meh, who cares, lets call him cheater") Unless any of you were borned in an abandoned hospital, and had to work since you were 7 years old, and had to go play baseball shoeless and with a rolled juice container, and now you are a MLB player STFU and stop bitching!

"Sammy Sosa had to work since he was 7 years old, and he became one of the best MLB players!"

by Sendog July 26, 2005

joshua sosa

joshua is a complete sex beast every time you look at you get wet even if you are a guy

wow joshua sosa is amazing

by MYDOGLOOKSLIKEJZ March 23, 2017