Snowboard

When you put one foot in her mouth and put the other foot in the vagina.

I rode that bitch like a Snowboard.

by SloopDoop February 27, 2021

Snowboarding

Cutting up a line then sprinkling it on the tip of a moist, erect penis - like sprinkling parsley garnish on a fine Italian dish - then proceeding to penatrate your mate in the bum.

Yo, we should go back to your place and go snowboarding.

by Adanklumpia June 12, 2024

Snowboarding

A form of social torture by showing your friends in the Midwest or on the East Coast pictures of sunny Southern California while they are stuck inside during yet another snowstorm.

I spent most of the morning at work "snowboarding" the guys in the Chicago office.

Or

Cheri was sorry she choose a school back East, having been "snowboarded" by her friends at UCLA.

by Aaron the donut guy February 22, 2011

snowboard assassin

Guy or girl really good at snowboarding

At the bottom of the trail we were overtaken by a snowboard assassin.

by Ninja Clan Lord June 2, 2015

Snowboarding

snowboarding is a version of chess boxing where instead of playing chess in between rounds they do gradually more and more cocain until one of them OD’s or gets knocked out

Me: “do you want to do snowboarding”

Tyrell: “my brother ODed after playing 4 rounds i’m good”

by tyrell1992 September 1, 2022

Snowboarding

Using cocaine, speed, and other stimulants, that are in a white powder form together.

Dude we did some snowboarding on the party last night and it was lit!

by Doncidino September 12, 2022

Snowboarding

The absolute most gay sport in the world

Hey Jim, Lets go snowboarding!
Yea Mark we can Do anal later too.

by KingSlaya69420 November 6, 2019