iPhone Snob

Someone who thinks they are better than everyone else just because they have an iPhone. They usually try to remind people that they have an iPhone but other people do not.

Sarah: Do you ever talk to Zach anymore?
Alex: Nah, he is such an iPhone snob. It's like he thinks he is better than everyone else.
Sarah: What a douche.

by zmar328 December 11, 2011

anti-snob snob

One whose snobbery is defined by opposition to perceived snobs, highbrow art, aesthetics in general or simply anything one does not like. Can be characterized either by reaction-formation favoring perceived lower-brow forms of art or quite separately by opposition to and persecution of anyone with any perceived aesthetic sensibilities whatsoever.

Anti-snob snob: Can you believe that guy likes Ingmar Bergman??? What a pretentious snob! You know he secretly hates it, nobody REALLY likes that stuff, he's just too much of a poseur to admit he just likes Brett Ratner like the rest of us.

or

Anti-snob snob: I don't like that uppity croissant and espresso bullshit, just give me a roll and strong coffee! (paraphrased from Mad Magazine's Simon & Simon parody)

or

Dad, stop pretending you don't like Thomas Pynchon and Fellini; Jesus, you've become such an anti-snob snob!

by PhD (Pretentious hipster Douchebag) September 4, 2007

spirituality snob

A hypocritical person who claims to be "spiritual" and believes him/herself to have the best beliefs while looking down on others for believing in traditional religions such as Christianity, Islam, Judaism, Buddhism, etc. Because they choose to mix and match or even make up their own beliefs, spirituality snobs tend to be egotistic or narcissistic. A spirituality snob is very condescending and claims that everyone else is judgmental when in fact he or she is the most judgmental person in the room.

When will that spirituality snob shut up about how she claims she is so much better than anybody else?

by Major Madcat July 15, 2019

taco bell snob

1. (noun) A person so whimsically classy, they insist on dining at particular Taco Bell locations and refuse to eat any other Taco Bells.

Person A: I'm constipated. Let's go to the Taco Bell in MexicoTown so's I can loosen up.

Taco Bell Snob: Damn son, that Taco Bell sucks, their hot sauce packets are too spicy. Let's go to that other next to the hospital.

by XPizzle June 20, 2008

blob snob

A man who refuses to sleep with his partner when she's on the rag

Example:

You're such a blob snob, don't you know I'm horny!!!

by The Spike February 22, 2007

noodle snob

typically a university student, who refuses to settle for the supermarket value noodles and only eat the more expensive and 'better quality' varieties, desspite there being little or no difference between both products.

Dude what sort of noodles ya cookin'?

Mild Curry flavour, bachelor's of course!

Oh your such a noodle snob!

by BigBadBurny March 5, 2009

Trailer Snob

Someone who believes they are above their current social as well as their current economic conditions. They may or may not reside in a mobile home and are just as likely to be found sleeping on their friends couch. They choose to spend their hard earned money on things like cars, race cars, vacations, clothes, and salon visits instead of improving their own standard of living. They like to "put on a show" when it comes to celebrations such as bridal showers, weddings, baby showers, baptisms, birthday parties, and family reunions even when it may be their second or third such event. They take out loans and mismanage their money to finance such endeavors. They are the first to hand out advice regarding any money or relationship matter whether it is solicited or not and often are not in such a position that their advice would be welcome. They tend to have their "head in the sand" when it comes to their own relationship and money matters. They rarely can see their own circumstances clearly but are quick to offer their "two cents" on the circumstances of others. They seldom are happy for milestones reached by friends or family and instead try to outshine or rain on the parade of others. They seldom take any responsibility for their role in any conflict and instead try to defend their actions by placing blame on others. They like to be seen as the victim in every potentially negative situation and are quick to rally for support. They are constantly looking for approval from others and to be seen as "OK". They tend to be gossipers and have no boundaries as to who they are gossiping about. They often fish to see what they can gossip about next by saying they "can't believe" or "it might not be my place to say, but..." They tend to have alot of aquaintences but few true friends. Many times they are merely put up with due to the friendships and relationships of their spouse(s) and family members.

Kay always looks so put together, too bad she's really only a "Trailer Snob".

by BuffaloBaby May 30, 2009