Smude

A really bad youtuber with bad quality and fps. Needs some help.

Person 1: Have you seen smude's latest video? It's garbage per usual.

Person 2: Yeah

Person 3: (Is smude in disguise) *Explodes*

by mrquackingsoniscool May 22, 2018

Cobie Smulders

Most beautiful woman on the face of earth. Best known for playing Robin Scherbatsky on How I met your mother.

Ted: "I want Robin. I love her."

Marshall, Lily and Barney: "Come on, not this again!"

Ted: "But it's Robin, the woman of my dreams."

GuyV: "Hey who's that hot chick who always appears on HIMYM?"

GuyV2: "She is Cobie Smulders. The definition of beauty."

by theVguy August 9, 2016

smuffgruffer

A person who bites the fart bubbles in the bath tub.

My ex and his dog would bite each others fart bubbles in the bathtub they are true smuffgruffers.

by Joni Walker December 10, 2004

beaver smudging

When a girl with a substantial vaginal bush masturbates with hightened furiosity.

Although she accused her boyfriend of wanking too much, she herself was addicted to beaver smudging.

by Robert. C. Blache May 1, 2008

Smurdling

The shytsty Christian offspring of a smurd.These offspring will participate in activities such as Bibleopoly, a popular smurdling board game. They are just small saplings that are just beginning a life full of smurdiness and shystyness. They will be hated by many and loved by no one. Smurdlings often have names beginning with the letter "C"

Anti Smurd 1: Look at all those smurdlings collecting pennies and such on the ground.
Anti Smurd 2: Yeah...let's kill them all
Anti Smurd 1: Word

by The Anti-Smurd September 17, 2007

Smuffing

Means masturbating
Power-smuffing means an active and efficient masturbation session, possibly with lubricants and toys

Where the hell have you been, smuffing?
Man when I get home I'm gonna grab my power-smuffing gear on and let it rip

by Letka February 4, 2009

Smudge Sex

When someone takes a vicious dump on some ones genitals and then proceeds to engage in sexual intercourse, smudging it in.

"Last night, Tom and I had smudge sex. It was awesome!"

"I smudged the shit out of that bitch!"

"Do you wan't to smudge?"

by Smudge Master B February 27, 2009