smorgasbord

A large array of things to choose from.

The salmon of Doubt is the ultimate smorgasbord of the insanities, urbanities and wonders of life, the universe and everything.

by Andreas_220689 July 19, 2005

smerf

to hit someone in the face with your penis (or strap-on)

also smerfed, smerfing

I pulled out and smerfed her at the last sec, did ya know jizz can give you pinkeye?

by Ce'nedra April 15, 2005

Smorg

A type of common, low quality grazing animal. Found mainly around the South of England, particularly Brighton. A smorg can be found migrating to a PC or such browser technology.

I was in Brighton last week, just so happened to see a Smorg in the town center. Nice wheels.

by Sameshoz August 31, 2007

Smarfagon

A shape comprised of only 2 lines that is NOT a circle. (:

"My room only has two walls" , "Is it a circle?", "No, it's a smarfagon actually."

by OneHeartAtATime February 19, 2010

Young Smores

The best rapper to ever walk earth.

Young Smores is the best rapper to ever walk earth.

by 301joemama November 23, 2021

San Francisco Smorgasbord

Noun & Verb; when receiving a blow job from one person and a rim job from another person at the same time.

I got a San Francisco Smorgasbord last night from these 2 cunts I picked up from the bar!

Any of you cunts hungry for a San Francisco Smorgasbord?

by Dr.DP December 12, 2013

smoofer

this word can substitute for any word that may not be appropriat to say at a particular time or place. if you are talking to someone about something private and dont want otehr people to understand what you are saying say SMOOFER!!!

i went home today and had me a nice smoofer

chris and me smoofered for almost 2 hours last nite!

pass me the smoofer

by Brittney Campbell May 10, 2005