SMIF

shoot myself in face

"It's only 11 a.m. on a Tuesday? SMIF."

"I wanted to SMIF at the bar yesterday when Squid showed up wearing a batman costume."

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by theRoungetable August 6, 2009

Smirk

A conceited smile

person #1: Ooh, I won the game, what ya gonna do about it?
person #1 smirks

me: That smirk on your face is driving me crazy. You know what?!!! Get the smirk off your face!!

by DarDarDar September 5, 2010

smirkin' lurkin'

the act of creepily staring down someone in an unwantedly provacative manner

that kid over there has been straight smirkin' lurkin' on ya boy. I finna get Buck in this bitch and whoop some creepy ass.

by yahh boii May 14, 2009

Smirtle

Something that contradicts itself in a pleasant manner.

That is so smirtle.

by bob-the-builder August 28, 2013

smirkle

Verb smrikle, smirkled, smirkling
1. to assume a facial expression between a pleasure and a sarcasm, followed by a laughter.
2. an emotional response to idiotic question
3. a dance move created by Poindexter in Revenge of the Nerds.
4. gag reflex to noxious odor.

1. I don't appreciate you smirkling at me like that.

4. The smell of the gas station bathroom really made me smirkle.

by dontstealmyword August 24, 2014

SMIRM

AN INSULT OF GREAT MAGNITUDE!

"Stupid mudblood!" "WHAT'D YOU CALL ME, YOU FUCKIN' SMIRM?!"

by alceaP June 21, 2018

Smirthi

Smirthi is the best. She is the best. Legit the best.

Woah Smirthi is the best

by Uniuniunifornnn November 1, 2020