smells balls

An expression, like "licks balls" used to describe something really bad, something really stupid, something that would generally lick balls, but is much worse.

The US Hockey Team smells balls compared to even the Kazahkstan Team.

by Ric & Roy August 4, 2005

smells and stains

Another word for anal sex and also describes anal sex quite well lmao links well if ur trying 2 get out of doing it.

"Id do anal aslong as there was no smells and stains"
"fuck tht u got smells and stains"

by Titch1337 June 26, 2006

smells like the feet

a phrase used to state the fact that there is an atmpsphere of failure due to someone/something that has failed at a task (competitive dare, challenge, life, etc.). could also be spelled "Smells like da feet."

derived from the word "Defeat".

Biker 1: i bet i can jump that car!
Biker 2: do it.
Biker 1: (fails the jump and is lying on the ground wallowing in self pity)
Biker 2: Hm. that jump smells like the feet.
Biker 1: shut up.

by Kostas104 May 17, 2008

Smells like a vacation

Smells like weed

After a week in Amsterdam, i'm headin' back to work smells like a vacation.

by ufgatorweed January 30, 2012

Smells American

When you buy some kind of food (often candy) you've bought in an american store, and it has a very strong and artificial smell.

"I bought a pack of gum with fruit flavour yesterday, when I opened it, it smelled American. My eyes got watery."

"Hmm.. this candy bar sure smells american"

by Miahne January 1, 2018

smells like a flower

a line from the saying "if it smells like a flower, feels like a flower and looks like a flower... It's a flower.
This is used as a subtle way to point out that someone may be another way sexually inclined when it is obvious to the observer.

Person A: "Do you think Steve is gay?"
Person B: "If it smells like a flower!"

by binchicken893 April 6, 2018

Smells Like Teen Spirit

The most overrated, obnoxious rock song in the history of rock n roll and is really the only Nirvana song any casual music fan knows.

Violet is a Nirvana fan but she changes the radio station whenever "Smells Like Teen Spirit" comes on because she grew tired of that song three years ago.

by Fuck Webster! August 2, 2018