Brand name sickness

When you get so sick and tired of seeing a fucking moose on everybody's shirt that you consider burning all you abercrombie clothes that used to be the shit in sixth grade, and spend tons of cash on other cheap ass brand name shit thats probs made in a sweatshop in china... just to get brand name sickness again...

Abercrombiho- oh my gosh! Isnt this shirt like so tots amaze!!! Just got it from holistr last night... Turn up!
NormalCivilizedFUCKnPerson- yah welll... Its not really special cuz eveyone wears it...
Abercrombiho- OMG your such a hipster!!

NormalCivilizedFUCKnPerson- no.... I just got brand name sickness...

by NormalFUCKNperson January 13, 2014

sex sickness

The exhaustion and sick feeling you get when you have too much sex

Guy 1: Jamie fucked seven times in one day and then threw up.

Guy 2: Sounds like major sex sickness

by Skeleton Chief November 2, 2015

slackness

unwaranted perverse behavior

Sanjay's behavior at the bar was pure and utter slackness.

by childofleroy September 11, 2003

Morning Sickness

When the office concubine trots into work in her beloved club attire, probably from the night before, and it instantaneously induces feelings of nausea.

Lauren is giving me the morning sickness with that tube dress, five inch knock off heels and bad weave.

by chickendigits June 6, 2013

the sickness

An annual affliction that hits serious cannabis smokers during the fall or winter months. Symptoms are similar to those of the common cold but with more throat irritation and feelings that can be more or less directly related to smoking too much pot. If tobacco smoke is also common the effects of the sickness can be intensified. The sickness can usually be cured through a slight (only slight) reduction in quantity of smoking and heavy doses of Robitussin.

C'mon man you can take another rip of this bong.
No I've already had four and the sickness is acting up.

Pothead 1: Dude you sick?
(less experienced)Pothead 2:Yea some sort of cold.
Pothead 1: Ah, the sickness

by Petey Nelsom October 26, 2007

motion sickness cigarette

Export 'A' blue cigarettes.

Frank: "Are you alright man, you don't look so good"

Jeff: "Yea i'll be fine, I just had a motion sickness cigarette."

Frank: "Oh fuck, maybe you should have a seat!"

by shoulda_brought_them_shigars June 14, 2009

Macintosh Sleeping Sickness

A condition exhibited by many Apple laptops whereby the machine will not wake up or go to sleep properly. The condition can be caused by either hardware or software errors.

My Apple computer must have been bitten by a Tsetse fly, because it's caught the Macintosh Sleeping Sickness.

by Can't Compete with Tablet April 13, 2009