Sheng Wei

The act of being awesomer than anyone else.

I owned you like a Sheng Wei!

by Like a pizzademon September 15, 2011

middle aged slang

What's in a middle-aged person's vocabulary from when they were pretty young things. it is exceptionally obvious when a.) the oldie in question is presenting a motivational speech to a bunch of bored high school kids and wants them to think they are 'hap'nin' but doesn't know the correct speech anymore, b.) when said oldie decided to write a 'convincing' teen novel. Is also apparent on the 'made for teens' websites you have to visit for school, where you're so enraptured in the hip language that you don't realize you're learning! *yay*

Let's read an exerpt of my new motivational book for teens:
Kyle: What's up Verne, you're looking tubular today!
Verne: Man, hey! Don't block my style. Anyway, I was wondering if you'd heard of the totally far-out website that helps teens like us help kids all over the world.
Kyle: Man, what a trip! Let's start making a difference!

(Communal gags from all under-85's at the blatant use of middle aged slang)

by Angelacia June 13, 2007

Skeng

A skeng is a knife or a gun preferably a knife or sword or any blade but it can be a gun

Wagwan g what you sayin man rah had to run up in that pussys yard the other day guy had a 44 i had to draw for the skeng and cut arf his head yuno like that

by CJ From the 6 April 2, 2017

prison slang

This is what you type into Urban dictionary.com when you tryin' to act tough online

Yo nigga, I'll just type "prison slang" into urban dictionary, and scare you with the search results

by AFellow/b/ro August 20, 2017

Dick Slang

A new type of idiotic dance where one male or a group of males gather and swing their penises back and forth while chanting for the sake of gaining popularity.

"BAH! BAH! BAH! BAH! DICK SLANG! DICK SLANG! DICK SLANG!"

"Dick Slang...WTF!?"

"First I was Rick Rolled...Now I've just been DICK SLANGED."

by Prof. Anonagonapussy May 8, 2010

The Sheng

When you have a slight chance and ask a girl out on a date to read books but she ignores you.

Man I tried the Sheng on a girl last night and it didn’t work.

Bro you gotta stop trying the Sheng.

by Psudophenomial July 21, 2019

Skeng

1. a weapon of choice
2. whatever you want it to mean
3. get skeng means become hyped, normally used by 18 year-old London roadmen.
youtu.be/Dg0tn6zkXqI?t=169

"*tut* oiiiiiiiiiiii fam, me an the bois are goin down to atik, finna get skeng stiiilllll"

by ayobossmanbossmea June 5, 2019