tomato smasher

word for a guy who has a girlfriend but likes his ex-girlfriend who also has a boyfriend at the moment.

"Bruh he be a tomato smasher!"

by Doli May 23, 2009

whale smasher

someone that has sex with a huge ugly overweight person

oh mate, you are a whale smasher for bangin that fat birddd!

by jbp123 July 11, 2011

The Banana Smasher

The sex position where a girl masturbates with a banana (without the peel) then a guy eats out the smashed up banana from her vagina.

Guy: "Yummm, i love me some bananas!"
Girl: "Really!? ;) Hey, lets try The Banana Smasher!"

by Mrs. Cobain April 25, 2010

Two Pound Butt Splasher

When you drop out a turd so big it splashes the toilet water up onto your ass.

"Man after I ate all that Mexican the next day I dropped out a two pound butt splasher."

by Robby K. December 20, 2005

slathering the fish

When titty fucking goes wrong...
The act of mashing ones flaccid dong and balls against a females breasts

In a last ditch attempt to thwart whiskey dick Bren made a brief attempt at slathering the fish before the poor girl ran out of the room crying

by Dolbarado April 12, 2013

Button Smasher

A person who plays video games by just hitting random buttons. Usually in fighting games and done by inexperienced gamers.

I can't stand playing Mortal Kombat with Joe, he is such a Button Smasher.

by BreadbasketGangsta December 23, 2010

slashcrashcup

Slashcrashcup is a leaderboard player who is well known for using an "annoying" skywars Strat known as the salmon strat. He is also 45 years of age and streams on twitch (facecam)

Slashcrashcup I hope you stub your toe

by Goodforumuser September 8, 2020