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breast size

(Noun)
The dimensions or magnitude of a female's breasts. Because breast size is considered important in assessing someone's attractiveness, and because it is sheer impossible to measure, it is the subject of immense speculation by both heterosexual men and women themselves.

For simplicity's sake, we usually talk about bra size. Bra sizes consist of a number, indicating the length of the band, and a letter, indicating the volume of the cups. Most men don't bother about the number and just focus on the letter instead. AA stands for really small breasts, whereas D, DD, E, F, and so forth signify there's a LOT of weight on a girl's shoulders. The letters, however, are misleading, because the cup sizing moves along with band sizing. The volume of 30F boobs is actually the same as those of 34DD or 38C.

That's why practical men have moved on to more natural indicators of size. A handful is one of the most used measurements because it is both personal (your hand size) and universal (we all have hands).

An additional obstacle is the fact that you only seldom get to see someone's naked breasts, and that the true size is obscured by nifty contraptions known as bras. A good push-up bra can get a lady with A cups to show off cleavage, whereas a minimizer bra does the exact opposite for someone who has big breasts.

Another but related concept is breast shape.
Sam: "That girl's a ten in my book."
Dimitri: "With her breast size? No way. I like a handful, and that's not even half a handful."
Sam: "Her breast size, what do you mean? I'm pretty sure those are fine B cups."
Dimitri: "Don't be fooled by that bra, Sam."
Sam: "Honestly, though. Nothing wrong with her cute lil bosom."
by Monticello-W October 20, 2016
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Size Queen

a man or woman who prefers a sexual partner with a large penis
I know your I size queen, how many finger can you take?
by Size queen February 16, 2018
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Size 0

A measurment used on women's pants, shorts, skirts, and jeans. Traditionally a size 0 is a 23 inch waist, but sometimes it may be a 22 or 24. This size is considered ideal in the world of high fashion modeling, and most women don't naturally have this so they often go to extreme lengths to achieve this.There is one size smaller, the 00, but many clothing companies don't carry this size, just size 0.
It's often told that being a size 0 is the eqivalent of being beautiful if you are female.
by starsinthetwilight February 19, 2009
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Size matters

- a term commonly used when guys are comparing genital size, or if they’re trying to make a point about their genitals
-Anonymous: “BRO! SIZE MATTERS” “whatever you say man”
by anonymous.otaku June 14, 2018
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Size up

To get a feel of someone's strength by observing them or a call out to get someone to fight you

This pretty simple term which was then redefined by tiktok idiots into: When a man looks if his dick will fit by checking out a girl's thighs.
Bro 1: Bro, I fucked your mom

Bro 2: Size up, bitch.

Bro 1: Bet

What tiktok idiots think it is:

Girl: OMG you're so gross, why are you sizing me up?

Boy: Umm... I wasn't. I don't want to fight
by NNatty August 14, 2021
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rob sized

Something that is so huge it deserves it's own word. Something so ridiculously big that you have to blink and look again, just to make sure it was, in fact, that big.
That's the biggest rob sized snow cone I've ever seen!
by elton kingsley March 13, 2008
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SIZE-IST

Judging people by their weight or size.
Abigail was Size-ist to Garrett because he was smaller than everyone else.
by LENI MELIQUISIY August 26, 2018
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