Situational Awareness

Boss: Hey, what are you working on today?

Employee: Well, first and foremost, I plan to maintain a high level of situational awareness.

Boss: Outstanding.

by bleeper1 August 10, 2009

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gumball situation

Something that is a potential hit or miss. Or perhaps, something that would require a decent amount of energy but might not necessarily pay off.

Additionally, this phrase emphasizes the lack of probability of any given outcome.

Hey this gumball situation movement is a real gumball situation.

by Elise and Co. May 30, 2008

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situation vixen

When dealing with the situation there are two options. You can either do the situation walk or you can turn to the situation vixen and she will take care of the situation for you.

"I'm so glad I don't have to do the situation walk because the situation vixen is nearby!"

by Challbaby82 June 3, 2016

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albedo situation

When you're sexually attracted to one very specific body part, to such an extent that that's the only thing you're looking for.

"I don't have a type"
*Looks in your porn folder*
"only thighs. such an albedo situation"

by sussywussy79 March 19, 2023

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Defecation Situation

A sudden and urgent need to drop a monster mud bomb out of your hind quarters.

Our first date was going fantastic, but then out of nowhere that burrito I ate reared its ugly head and I had a defecation situation on my hands.

by MaulerMMA October 10, 2013

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Situational Tourette's

The sudden out burst of profanities that is released when something unfortunate happens. Most commonly seen when a person stubs their toe.

Shawn had a bad case of Situational Tourette's the other night when he banged his bad knees on the coffee table.

You can't bust into situational tourette's every time you miss the eight ball, man.

by BeerSlinger August 31, 2010

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