Siamese Poop

When your spouse or partner is sitting on the toilette peeing or pooping, the other person sits on top and poops through their partners legs.

My wife was using the toilette, and I had to go really bad, so I asked her if it was alright if I took a Siamese Poop. Of course she said yes.

by Goonga Lagoonga June 8, 2018

Siamese Sinus Flush

When a female puts her nostril on the males urethra and the male urinates and the urine goes up one side of her nostril and comes out the other side, therefore creating the sinus flush.

“Wow, did you hear John gave Becky a Siamese sinus flush?”

by Jackatee March 20, 2021

siamh

Niamh and Sian

best friends for life 💕👩 ❤️ 💋 👨😉👩 ❤️ 💋 👩👩 ❤️ 💋 👩😉👩 ❤️ 💋 👩
both love cats !!!!

person : omg who is that iconic duo?
person 2: Siamh!

by Siamh lover July 4, 2021

Lynx Point Siamese cat

The worst fucking cat breed ever they piss under your bed and scratch your ass

"I hate bob he pissed on the couch AGAIN"

"Who's bob"

"My lynx point Siamese cat"

by Shittedonem July 12, 2021

Siamese Handbag

The act of having sex with two elderly women whose skin have the texture of a handbag.

Doug: Man I wrecked those two chicks last night!

Alan: That's called a siamese handbag buddy.

Doug:....sweet

by Goat Lad June 26, 2010

Siamese Snake Charmer

An activity under BDSM in which a woman restrains a man by tying or handcuffing him to a bed, then proceeding to implant a string of iron filings in his urethra. The man's penis can then be controlled by the woman using a magnet, which she can exploit to do tricks with his penis, or simply make it more erect.

John: Hey man I heard you're still struggling with Erectile Dysfunction, are things going better now?
Phil: Oh yeah I've still got a limp cock but it's fine, my girlfriend gave me an amazing Siamese Snake Charmer last night

by IanPaiceFan69 March 11, 2022

Siamise Kangaroo

A sex act in which multiple people have sex with a woman, and one male starts from the other end of the room when another male is already penetrating the woman and the male from the other end of the room jumps and kicks her in the mouth and makes her bleed. If he doesn't at first attempt he has to retry.

Why did Paige have messed up teeth?

She went all out with the Siamise Kangaroo.

by Redeer January 16, 2010