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Shmuck

Making a mess of something, or a mess
She made a shmuck of it this time
by Movanoon August 5, 2022
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get ur penis sucked from a very old person with no teeth
man:girl take out your dentures lemme get my meat shmucked
by stinky feet smells July 1, 2022
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a greasy car salesman, slimy weasel, someone who steals all of the good shifts from other employees
there goes mark again, taking all of the good shifts. What a shmuck.
by squidmow August 25, 2022
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Shmuck means the word emily

gay shmuck
emily is a shmuck
by mi nam jeoff August 3, 2021
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aye shut up you flippin shmuck-head”
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Term used to call people 'foolish' or 'jerkface', however it's literal meaning is a penis with foreskin removed
Person 1: "Aww get outta here you shmuck!"
Person 2: "Uhh Person 1, you do know what that means, right?"
Person 1: "Jerkface?
Person 2: "No, it's a body part...that you don't have..."
by greenghost110 February 7, 2023
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to make a PB&J using a dead fetus as the jam and your own shit as the jelly
“Bro i’m so hungry right now, I for real need to start shmucking”
by holytractor February 12, 2024
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