Shmuck

Making a mess of something, or a mess

She made a shmuck of it this time

by Movanoon August 5, 2022

shmucked

get ur penis sucked from a very old person with no teeth

man:girl take out your dentures lemme get my meat shmucked

by stinky feet smells July 1, 2022

shmuck

a greasy car salesman, slimy weasel, someone who steals all of the good shifts from other employees

there goes mark again, taking all of the good shifts. What a shmuck.

by squidmow August 25, 2022

shmuck

Shmuck means the word emily

gay shmuck

emily is a shmuck

by mi nam jeoff August 3, 2021

shmuck-head

someone who’s a dickhead all the time

“aye shut up you flippin shmuck-head”

by Deans a ginger brisket June 1, 2021

Shmuck

Term used to call people 'foolish' or 'jerkface', however it's literal meaning is a penis with foreskin removed

Person 1: "Aww get outta here you shmuck!"
Person 2: "Uhh Person 1, you do know what that means, right?"
Person 1: "Jerkface?
Person 2: "No, it's a body part...that you don't have..."

by greenghost110 February 7, 2023

shmucking

to make a PB&J using a dead fetus as the jam and your own shit as the jelly

“Bro i’m so hungry right now, I for real need to start shmucking”

by holytractor February 12, 2024