shatner

To over-react with physical movement while performing normal tasks- much like the acting styles of one William Shatner.

Did you see Paul break the lamp and knock over that table while he was picking up that towel off the ground?

yeah, he totally Shatnered that one.

by ClydeIV December 1, 2017

Shatner's chest

Describes a situation that is glistening, tan, muscular, not particularly hairy, or heaving.

"Shatner's chest it's hot outside."

by ElectronicLola September 26, 2021

Shatner Pants

An acknowledgement of whoever or whatever shat in her pants.

INXS: "Shatner Pants, Shatner Pants! Every Single One Of Us Shatner Pants!"

by ANOTHERDEADROMEO May 31, 2023

Beaming Shatner

A: when you are getting a blow job from someone who is actively pooping on a toilet

B: A reverse blumpkin

I needed some toilet paper in jail and the guy told me he needed a beaming shatner in return

by Stove42069 June 22, 2023

The Shatner

A sex act where the male defecates on the womans chest, then proceeds to jack off furiously at the sordid display while making a classic William Shatner expression and finishing the act by giving her a Pearl Necklace.

Oh fuck dude, last night was crazy! This dirty bitch asked begged me to give her The Shatner. How could I resist!

by clamshanker March 19, 2023

William Shatnered

William Shatnered means you are tired, knackered, fucked. Need to go to bed

I’m William Shatnered Rhondda, I need to go home

by Shatnered January 20, 2024

Shatner

overact; to act in a manner that is incredibly over the top, overexuberantly, unnecessarily exaggerative,

The actors in the live action Speed Racer movie completely Shatnered their parts.

by Morgan Tschinkel June 4, 2018