Fort Worth Shampoo

pouring mineral oil over someones head

Down in Huston we call this a Fort Worth shampoo!

by bestfriend February 18, 2007

Shampoop

When you take a bottle of shampoo and stick it in your ass, squeeze as much of it into your rectum then blow it all over some bitches hair. Resulting in a mixture of shit, shampoo, and hair.

So you wanna come over and I'll give you a good ole fashioned Shampoop.

by Robo July 16, 2006

shampoo

A fake turd.

Derived from combination of sham and poo.

I thought the dog had managed to crap in the bathroom cabinet, but it was just shampoo.

by Pipe Downn March 21, 2010

happy-shampoo-dance

when you dance around with shampoo on your head and your all happy and shit.

Let us dance the happy-shampoo-dance!
Indeed, we shall!
(Crazy Indian music begins playing)

by Fluffy Marshmallow November 14, 2003

shampoo

A liquid substance used by everyone, excluding those too poor to afford it, rednecks (they use soap instead), and the French (they hate showering).

Normal person: Shampoo is a part of my showering routine.

Poor person: I wish I could afford shampoo.

Redneck: I'm too much of a man to use shampoo.

French person: Je déteste pour verser. Je déteste le shampooing.

by Johnny Rocketfingers July 10, 2003

shit shower shave and shampoo

getting yourself ready to go out.

lachlan: hey mate you wanna come over to my place?
ben: yer just let me shit shower shave n shampoo first. hokay?

by blommy May 22, 2005

Shampoo Tweaker

A person who runs out of their supply of shampoo or other hair products and is forced to used their friends shampoo until they are able to come up with the allotted amount of money needed for new shampoo

"Dave, have you been using my shampoo?"
"Yeah but only for a few days..."
"Dude get your own shampoo you stupid shampoo tweaker"

by EmoDude November 20, 2007