“i’m mad at you because i broke up with you and you slept with someone”
“you’re being a selfish cunt”
“you’re being a selfish cunt”
by robious middle school February 15, 2025

Lori: How can you be so selfish?
Daryl: Selfish? I been out there looking for that little girl every single day!
(Usually said quickly and thus sounding like gibberish)
Daryl: Selfish? I been out there looking for that little girl every single day!
(Usually said quickly and thus sounding like gibberish)
by P00RSP0RT April 7, 2025

a wild party, especially one involving excessive drinking and unrestrained indulgence & sexual activity. Featuring one male, with at least four consenting females-simultaneously. Oral, fingering, vagina, sometimes anal. Anything goes!
by 1-Ball August 7, 2022

People celebrate on February 14 by having streaming parties of “selfish” by Madison Beer. A day to remind you you’re single, heartbroken, and lonely.
by madsheartless February 14, 2021

when you don’t let your ‘friend’ join u at barrier at mfor when harveys performing and don’t care when ur crying on the floor🥴🥴🥴
by cezza July 27, 2019

Ashley got mad at Logan for not picking her up on time so she decided to not give him gas money and be sensitive selfish for the trip to Vegas!!!!
by Logan Jugg August 4, 2021

When your friend/girlfriend/boyfriend edits an Instagram picture to make themselves look good and doesn’t care how the second person in the picture looks.
“Brittany, I look terrible in your Instagram picture and you look great? That’s such
selfish-instagraming?”
selfish-instagraming?”
by Tompikapp January 28, 2019
