shizen houzen

dervired from the german word shizen meaning shit and with the addition of houzen meaning house,

thats shizen houzen

by jem October 16, 2003

king-size

or king-sized

very large

After the banquet, I had to take a king-size dump.

by Light Joker July 4, 2005

Size Queen Radar

when a knowledgeable fan of big cocks can easily spot a guy sporting impressive meat.

Travis noticed a lanky guy walking down the street and used his trusty Size Queen Radar to determine that yes that dude was hung like a rhino.

by Uncle Joosie July 2, 2018

Seizure

What happens when everything goes black and then you wake up near some random people (remember stranger, danger).

1st) So I had a seizure.
2nd) Then what?

1st) Idk what happened, dumbass.

by Finalpoet June 14, 2018

Shizel

Shizel can literally mean anything you want it to mean. It flows well and works in any statement, sentence or phrase. It can also replace words. (ex. I'm so shizeled.(this can mean a multitude of things, but if you know the speaker then you should know what they want the word to portray))

Shizel my dirty little nizel. /What's shizeling?/ What the Shizel.../To shizel or not to shizel./I need to take a shizel./ Are you shizeled!?/Are you out of your shizel..?

by theSetShizlers January 22, 2012

Seizure Twerk

When you appear to be having a seizure, but really is is just a very bad attempt at performing the butt-shaking phenomena 'twerking'.

person 1: oh my god, he's having a seizure.

person 2: don't worry it's just the seizure twerk.

by kurtbajs February 7, 2014

Reverse size queen

A woman that prefers fucking small penis.

Ashley-Did you hear Leo has a girlfriend?
James-Leo? But he has a tiny dick.
Ashley-I know she must be a reverse size queen.

by dolawite June 16, 2014