Schromo

To lose a game you were winning because of the terrible play of a fellow teammate.

I got the buyer on the hook, but if you call him back right away or you'll schromo the sale.

by EManning Blue October 11, 2011

Scrooge Mcfuck

Scrooge Mcfuck is a sex act in which you get a large sum of cash and have intense, vigorous sex on top of it. It is usually used for people who have a money fetish or a fetish for people with a lot of money.

Rich Guy: What do you ant to do tonight sweetie?
Gold Digger: Let's open up your safe and Scrooge Mcfuck until we have a stroke!
Rich Guy: Fuck Yeah!

by That good punani August 11, 2017

Pulling a ScoMo

Used to describe an awkward forced handshake with someone that obviously doesn't like you. Usually executed by using the left hand before walking off in a cringe inducing manner.

This dog cunt came up pulling a ScoMo on me the other day. Prick stole me pension money and reckons we are still mates.

by Taco Rodriguez January 3, 2020

scroogle

combination of "screwed" and "google"
usually the expression used when using google maps and they give you wrong directions for the place you searched.

SCROOGLE! I was late to my daughter's basketball game because google sent me to the wrong address!

by sliderxuk January 23, 2008

Scomo

To turn an unbeatable lead into a loss.

Antonym of Bradbury

Wow ! He just seized defeat from the jaws of victory!
Yep, what a Scomo!

by Foath! January 12, 2020

scrocoon

(n) the sanctuary created when a man takes his scrotum, stretches it out, then manipulates his malleable manbag around a woman like a cocoon, providing stability, warmth, and shelter.

Don't worry girl, my scrocoon shall protect you from nature's fury.

You will not need a sleeping bag. My scrocoon shall maintain homeostasis.

by Rodney Rebar January 11, 2011

uncle scrooge

V. To swim in a large pile of gold coins.

After I won the lottery I just had to uncle scrooge in my vault.

by robert freedman June 11, 2006